# Weekend Feud: The John Feud! by MsWhatsit \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 13, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970 "2008-12-13T01:24:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/41 "2008-12-13T11:57:05Z")
> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#): > > 1. This is the first reliable looking one that comes up when you google “John scientist” so I think he will be the most popular. You mean, he was a scientist in addition to being a bass player for the Kinks? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/42 "2008-12-13T12:07:08Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John F. Kennedy 4. John Dalton 5. Elton John 6. Can 7. Big Bad John 8. John Henry 9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling 10. You Don’t Know Jack ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/43 "2008-12-13T13:03:57Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John F. Kennedy 4. John Hubbell 5. Elton John 6. can 7. Ballad of John and Yoko 8. John McClane 9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling 10. Jack of all trades ---
**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/44 "2008-12-13T13:42:16Z")
> [@critter42](#): > > 1. John Wayne > 2. John Lennon > 3. John McCain > 4. John. > 5. Elton John > 6. Crapper > 7. Johnny B Goode > 8. Long John Silver > 9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling and John > 10. You don’t know Jack Eep I forgot #4!! My abject apologies - I haven’t played this much - is adding an accidentally ommited answer permitted? if so, here’s my updated list: 1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John McCain 4. Jonas Salk 5. Elton John 6. Crapper 7. Johnny B Goode 8. Long John Silver 9. Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling and John 10. You don’t know Jack Since Jonas is the Swedish form of John, is this an acceptable answer? ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/45 "2008-12-13T14:27:42Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John McCain 4. John James Audubon 5. Elton John 6. head 7. He Said His Name Was John 8. John Henry 9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling 10. you don’t know jack ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/46 "2008-12-13T14:30:13Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John F Kennedy 4. John Von Neumann 5. Tommy John 6. Crapper 7. Who’s Johnny? 8. Name a fictional character named John. 9. John, John, the Piper’s son 10. You don’t know jack ETA #7 is the song from _Short Circuit_ ETA again, and I guess we’ll count #8 as a pass ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/47 "2008-12-13T14:52:08Z")
1. John Travolta 2. John Lennon 3. John McCain 4. John Chapin 5. Stern John 6. Loo 7. Johnny B Goode 8. John Nash 9. Mother Goose 10. You don’t know Jack ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/48 "2008-12-13T15:03:11Z")
1. Barrymore 2. Lennon 3. McCain 4. Neumann 5. Elton John 6. crapper 7. Johnny B Goode 8. John Galt 9. Diddle diddle dumpling 10. You don’t know jack shit ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/49 "2008-12-13T15:43:12Z")
1. John Travolta 2. John Coltrane 3. John F. Kennedy 4. Mather 5. Elton John 6. Head 7. Folk song: Abraham, Martin, John 8. John Connor 9. John, John, the parson’s son 10. Jumpin’ Jack Flash ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/50 "2008-12-13T16:05:03Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Williams 3. John Adams 4. John Cromwell Mather 5. Elton John 6. Throne 7. _Johnny B. Goode_ 8. Prester John 9. _My Son, John_ 10. Jack of All Trades 11. aka. Marion Robert Morrison. I was going to put the birth name in the answer portion of this post, but then I remembered that our FeudMistress uses that scoring tool, and it would make too much work for her. mutter mutter 12. Nobel laureate, and one of the two who first measured the residual heat from the Big Bang. 13. I can barely think of even this one… I’m going to be upset if there’s a conch for this question. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/51 "2008-12-13T16:22:40Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John Fitzgerald Kennedy 4. John James Audubon 5. Elton John 6. Crapper 7. _Abraham, Martin & John_ 8. John Henry 9. _Diddle, Diddle, Dumpling, My Son John_ 10. Jack of all trades ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/52 "2008-12-13T16:31:45Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John F. Kennedy 4. Johann Kepler 5. Elton John 6. Crapper 7. Abraham, Martin and John 8. Trapper John McIntyre 9. Diddle Diddle Dumpling My Son John 10. You don’t know Jack ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/53 "2008-12-13T16:31:57Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John McCain 4. John Dalton 5. Elton John 6. loo 7. John Brown’s body 8. John Connor 9. my son john 10. Jack of all trades ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/54 "2008-12-13T17:56:11Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John McCain 4. John von Neumann 5. Elton John 6. Throne 7. “Abraham, Martin, And John” 8. John Galt 9. Brother John 10. Jack in the box ---
**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/55 "2008-12-13T18:06:32Z")
1. Malkovich 2. Lennon 3. Kennedy 4. John C. Mather 5. Tommy John 6. crapper 7. Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues 8. Iron John 9. Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John 10. Blackjack ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/56 "2008-12-13T19:01:58Z")
**Key Lime Guy** is #45. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/57 "2008-12-13T19:08:59Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. JFK 4. pass 5. Elton John 6. Jake 7. John, I’m Only Dancing 8. John Connor 9. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10. You don’t know jack 7 - David Bowie 9 - Not really a nursery rhyme, but a kids song. Can’t think of anything else ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/58 "2008-12-13T19:31:40Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > 1. Name a famous actor named John. > 2. Name a famous musician named John. > 3. Name a politician named John. > 4. Name a scientist named John. > 5. Name someone famous whose LAST name is John. (Or Johns. Johnson not okay, though.) > 6. Name a slang term for toilet other than “john.” > 7. Name a song that mentions the name “John” in the lyrics or title. > 8. Name a fictional character named John. > 9. Name a nursery rhyme featuring a John. > 10. Name a word or phrase containing the name Jack. 1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. John McCain 4. John Dalton 5. Elton John 6. Crapper 7. John, I’m Only Dancing 8. Trapper John McIntyre 9. Brother John (Frere Jacques) 10. Jack off Notes: 7. by David Bowie 8. from MASH ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/59 "2008-12-13T19:40:12Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Lennon 3. JFK 4. Dr. John 5. Elton John 6. Head 7. John, I’m only dancing 8. John Connor 9. John Jacob Jinglehimerschmitt 10. Jack Shit I swear Google just laughed at me when I googled some of these. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970/60 "2008-12-13T19:42:32Z")
1. John Wayne 2. John Denver 3. John McCain 4. John Audubon 5. Joan St. John 6. crapper 7. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 8. John Galt 9. John, John, the carpenter’s son 10. Jack-in-the-box [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weekend-feud-the-john-feud-by-mswhatsit-game-over/476970.md?page=4)