# 'Weird Al' Yankovic has Married **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948 "2001-03-06T16:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mikehardware](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mikehardware](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikehardware)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/1 "2001-03-06T16:13:37Z")
The wedding pictures are posted at his web site: [http://www.weirdal.com/home.htm](http://www.weirdal.com/home.htm) in the photo gallery [http://www.weirdal.com/021001b.htm](http://www.weirdal.com/021001b.htm) [http://www.weirdal.com/021001a.htm](http://www.weirdal.com/021001a.htm) ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/2 "2001-03-06T16:23:17Z")
That photo doesn’t look like Al. ---
**Author:** ![Palandine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/958977/32.png) [@Palandine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palandine)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/3 "2001-03-06T16:28:43Z")
I agree with curious george. I know Al was like hot and stuff 😃 on the video for “The Saga Begins,” but even with shaving the facial hair and losing the glasses, I thought the curly brown-black hair was natural. Was I wrong? If I was, then Al is quite the hot ticket, and that HAS to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/4 "2001-03-06T16:38:04Z")
Dag, that’s really weird… well, us bachelors have lost him to the dark side… ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/5 "2001-03-06T16:46:24Z")
NOOOOOOOOO!!! He can’t get married!!! He has to save himself for me ☹ I’m so in lust with him… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/6 "2001-03-06T21:34:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by curious george \* > \*\*That photo doesn’t look like Al. \*\* If you look at the picture above gallery on the main page, it would appear that he’s changed his hair. That might account for it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/7 "2001-03-06T21:45:11Z")
No, I WANTED to marry Al! Al is so fucking cool! Oh well…can you imagine how cool his kids are going to be? Weird Al is god. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/8 "2001-03-06T21:46:56Z")
:Joining the ranks of sobbing women in the corner: And as far as the picture, I thought Al was pretty hot before…but now? Hubba HUBBA! ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/9 "2001-03-06T21:46:56Z")
He shaved his moustache, trimmed his hair and dyed it blond?! He’s not the same weird Al anymore. Is he trying for the Redford look? ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/10 "2001-03-06T22:07:28Z")
is it me or is his wife really HOT? there is hope for all of us nerds. Thanks Al! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/11 "2001-03-06T23:10:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by red\_dragon60 \* > **is it me or is his wife really HOT?** Indeed! She’s quite the cutie. Every year that I visit the Twineball (“The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”) I hope to see him there, but alas, no such luck. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/12 "2001-03-06T23:28:53Z")
Life is so not fair! And what makes it worse is that she is pretty, and she is probably nice too. That makes it hard for me not to like her. And wow, I thought I was freakish for having a thing for him. Glad to know that I’m not. Either that or we are all a little off. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/13 "2001-03-06T23:44:16Z")
He’s said many times that when you see his hair as short and straight, it’s a wig. The long curly locks are genuine and natural, and I thought he’d never ever cut them off… Maybe it’s all been a huge joke - or maybe his wife convinced him to slice 'em off… OoooooooooOOOoOooOOOoooohhh! ---
**Author:** ![jaimest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaimest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaimest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/14 "2001-03-07T00:01:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*:Joining the ranks of sobbing women in the corner: > \*\* It’s not just the women who are sobbing 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/15 "2001-03-07T00:11:37Z")
I always knew Al was hot but I didn’t quite realize he was \*\*HOT]/b] Ooooooh Baby. Is it me or does he look like Don Johnson? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/16 "2001-03-07T02:18:47Z")
I can imagine all of the music at the wedding was played on accordion. I wonder if he did a parody of the wedding vows, just to top things off? ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/17 "2001-03-07T14:26:10Z")
> [@](#): > > is it me or is his wife really HOT? She is probably fake like Al. She wears glasses, has frizzy hair, is out of shape… ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/18 "2001-03-07T16:16:27Z")
That wedding picture is Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston’s wedding shot. They put in different faces - I can’t tell if it’s Al and his bride or not - but the hair and bodies are definitely Brad & Jennifer’s. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/19 "2001-03-07T17:22:13Z")
[http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/marry.htm](http://www.allstarz.org/aniston/marry.htm) If that IS her face, then she still looks cute. I hope he has a great marriage. He deserves it. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948/20 "2001-03-07T17:38:11Z")
That’s definitely Al’s face on Brad’s body. No mistaking that mouth of his. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-al-yankovic-has-married/56948.md?page=2)