# Weird cereals

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 20, 2008, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074 "2008-04-20T02:31:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074/41 "2008-04-22T16:09:15Z")

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They still sell King Vitaman at my local Target. I once found Quisp there. Both are fave raves of my husband.

I prefer the more piquant taste of Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074/42 "2008-04-22T17:44:15Z")

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I ate both Quisp and Quake–I preferred Quake. I even had the Quake doll and the Quake miner’s helmet. then they went and changed his look-- :mad:

When I was twelve, ther was nothing better than a bowl of Baron von Raspberry, wahed down with a Shasta raspberry soda.

I like Freakies–I even had the whole set of little rubber freakies.

Wasn’t there a Cap’n Crunch cereal with little round orange-flavored pieces?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074/43 "2008-04-22T18:30:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
Hmm, putting the two together does open up some possibilities, however.

“A cereal so good you’d _kill_ for it!”

“A stabbingly good part of this complete breakfast!”  
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But then the kids might grow up to be cereal killers.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074/44 "2008-04-22T21:15:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Dr. Rieux]  
IWasn’t there a Cap’n Crunch cereal with little round orange-flavored pieces?  
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References toward the bottom of [this page](http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-quakeroats.html) suggest that you might be thinking of either Cap’n Crunch’s CoZmic Crunch (featuring Orange Space Dust) or Deep Sea Crunch (which included “a lot of natural fruit-flavored shapes”).

Anyone else ever have [Corn Crackos?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_8OALe3rLo) I remember the cereal only because when I was in third or fourth grade, I was the smallest and weakest kid in my class, and my gym teacher kept telling me I should eat Wheaties. One day he asked what I had for breakfast, and I was divided between saying “Corn Crackos” (the real answer) or giving the response he wanted. I chose the latter alternative. Cowardly, I know.

[Here’s an attempt by Post](http://mistertoast.blogspot.com/2005/12/cereal-box-spotlight-corn-crackos.html) to increase Corn Crackos sales by both introducing a rock ‘n’ roll theme _and_ offering Mr. Potato Head for fifty cents plus two proof-of-purchase seals.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-cereals/446074/45 "2008-04-22T22:28:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
. . .No mention of [Crispy Critters](http://theimaginaryworld.com/tic378.jpg)?

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“The one and only cereal that comes in the shape of animals.”

I loved those commercials as a kid.

Speaking of weird cereal, though, I got ahold of some some Shredded Wheat recently. I guess I had always had the mini version before. The full-sized SW makes no sense at all. Who wants to eat a wheat brillo pad?

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