In high school one my classmates, who I had known slightly for years but was never close with said “I can’t picture you being rude. I can picture you plotting to kill everyone, but not being rude.”
Uh…thanks?
A guy once told me that my skin was so soft, it almost felt rotten.
Awesome. Thanks.
“You make Me look good”.
Hmm, let’s see, I’ve received a few strange ones…How about the stripper who told me that she thought it was “sexy” that I was “here at the club” in my wheelchair. Or the girl who told me I have “sexy hands” (all I know is that they are small). 
Those are good complements.
The first fits the definition of the OP exactly. And the second, while definitely good, is still weird.
Never have gotten one, tho I’ve always wanted to. (Would show that they know me.)
I’ve been told on two non-consecutive occasions that I look like, “not Val Kilmer, but the other one”. No info on who, specifically, the other one is.
Also I “own my nerdiness” and am “very flexible for a guy”.
When I was at uni I crashed out at a party in the hostess’s bed (she offered it to me as I needed to lie down for a bit) and woke up with her pleasuring me, something I lay back and enjoyed. Afterwards I asked her why she’d done that and she replied “because you looked so cute lying there - just like a little pink pig”.
I’ve told this one before.
Programming class in college. The (slightly dotty) instructor gave us a set of data that was supposed to represent a pack of cards, 0 to 51, randomly arranged. Only none of our sorting programs worked. We looked closer and saw that the professor had given us 1 to 52 in random order, not 0 to 51.
I was elected to go tell him. He went “Hmm” and sat there scratching his head over how to fix the arrangement of random numbers. I said (as gently as I could, because it was blindingly obvious to me), “Couldn’t you just change the 52 to a zero?”
The light came on. As he fixed the data, he said to me (approximately; I wish to hell I could remember his exact words), “Gee, you’re smarter than I thought you were.”
I was getting good grades in the class. I suspect that it had something to do with the fact that I was one of a very few female Comp. Sci. students (early 80s). :mad:
“Not everyone thinks you’re good-looking you know.” Then, said with sad face, “Although my mum wants to fuck you.”
?? oh-tay
Someone once told me they thought I was okay and that they didn’t care what everybody else said.
“You’d be really pretty if you wore makeup.”
…I was wearing makeup at the time.
“You’re so brave”…for continuing to live, evidently. :rolleyes:
Just tonight…
Driving through McD’s drive-through. Girl at the first window says, “You just getting off work?” I politely reply, “No.”
Then she says, “Oh, well, you are very pretty.”
I wonder what she thought my work was?
I once had a girlfriend tell me “You’re not ugly”.
When I was food shopping a few weeks ago, a manager complimented me on my ability to maneuver my wheelchair and cart simutameously. Saying that he sees able bodied people who are worse cart drivers.
I was in labor and getting an epidural. The anesthetist told me I had such a nice, thin back, unlike most pregnant women.
I was talking to a non-religious friend of mine once about some small thing I felt guilty about, and he enthused, “You’d make a great Catholic!”
No. My husband’s previous wife was about 98 pounds soaking wet and I was about 140 at the time. We’ve been married almost 25 years now, but it still cracks me up every time I think about it. 