# Weird Dave got burned! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 27, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278 "2004-04-27T14:53:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278/81 "2004-04-29T20:21:35Z")
> [@Hamadryad](#): > > Well…water vapor isn’t water smoke, is it? Well…stoners DO have their own lingo… ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278/82 "2004-04-29T20:29:02Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > Nope. From [NORML California](http://www.canorml.org/healthfacts/vaporizers.html): _Cannabis vaporizers are designed to let users inhale active cannabinoids while avoiding harmful smoke toxins. They do so by heating cannabis to a temperature of 180 - 200° C (356° - 392° F), just below the point of combustion where smoke is produced._ Heh-heh. He said “cannibinoids”. Heh-heh. Cannibinoids. Sounds like the form of paranoia you get when you smoke pot. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278/83 "2004-04-29T20:52:59Z")
A friend had some he claimed was stolen from the DEA. It came in a test tube with a metal strip. On the strip were various serialish numbers and a rating of “moderate paranoia.” As moderate paranoia would be a step up for me I didn’t notice. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278/84 "2004-04-30T05:52:39Z")
> [@Ashkicker](#): > > [folds arms, and stomps foot] > > Awwww shit. Now that just isn’t fair. I wanna be fired from housework too. Got any ideas on how I can make that happen without getting pregnant. 😃 > > Congrats on the wee one. [sub]Psssst! It’s not as big a deal as you might think. Everything is going in this one leeetle closet, and the day she gets home from the hospital…WHAMO! It’s her job to clean it out.[/sub] “But honey, I cleaned everything else up, all that’s left for you to do is that small closet over there…” :D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278/85 "2004-04-30T12:37:13Z")
> [@Weirddave](#): > > [sub]Psssst! It’s not as big a deal as you might think. Everything is going in this one leeetle closet, and the day she gets home from the hospital…WHAMO! It’s her job to clean it out.[/sub] > > “But honey, I cleaned everything else up, all that’s left for you to do is that small closet over there…” > :D:D:D:D:D This would not surprise me. Bumface! ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278/86 "2004-04-30T14:28:32Z")
> [@Weirddave](#): > > [sub]Psssst! It’s not as big a deal as you might think. Everything is going in this one leeetle closet, and the day she gets home from the hospital…WHAMO! It’s her job to clean it out.[/sub] Hey now. You might be on to something there. I think I could pull that off around here. Hubby could very well fall for this and I wouldn’t even have to be pregnant to boot. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-dave-got-burned/242278.md?page=4)