# Weird, Disturbing, Unusual Talent involving Privates **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016 "2004-08-15T23:26:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/1 "2004-08-15T23:26:55Z")
I hope this doesn’t get closed but my lil’ brother showed me something very…I’ll just say “unique”. He pulled down his shorts and “twisted” his junk so that it looked like a hamburger, a disgusting hamburger but still a hamburger. He then ran off laughing, apparently it was a dare from his friend. I didn’t ask him to do it or expect him to do it he just did it and I have never seen a “talent” quite like that. I only wish if my brother is going to be good at something it is something that people would actually want to see. I hope he practices rap and basketball more than he practices this…I don’t know what to call it. I told him if he ever makes a “weiner burger” in front of me I will kick him sooooooooo hard that I will send it back into his stomach and out of his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/2 "2004-08-15T23:36:36Z")
Ah yes, [Puppetry of the Penis](http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/). Very interesting stuff. I enjoyed their Montreal show a few years ago. They sell a book of “dick tricks”, so you can learn some puppetry yourself! ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/3 "2004-08-15T23:46:58Z")
Boys are yucky. ---
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/4 "2004-08-15T23:47:11Z")
I can’t believe playing with your dick is a stage show that people pay other people to see…Hmmmm I could be rich and famous. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/5 "2004-08-15T23:50:44Z")
You’d have to practice quite a bit. I caught a bit on their show on TV and I must say it’s quite impressive. One can buy the book that shows you how, of course. The snail was my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/6 "2004-08-15T23:51:26Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Boys are yucky. You’re not kidding. Shudder. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/7 "2004-08-16T00:18:18Z")
Boys are just down right weird. If my brother ever does that to me I just may have to disown him as a brother. ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/8 "2004-08-16T01:59:03Z")
> [@START](#): > > I can’t believe playing with your dick is a stage show that people pay other people to see… Yeah. Ruffian and I went to see it when it was in L.A. It’s fun to say that we’ve been to the show, but I still feel like we were had. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/9 "2004-08-16T02:30:32Z")
> [@START](#): > > I can’t believe playing with your dick is a stage show that people pay other people to see…Hmmmm I could be rich and famous. No joke. Talk about taking a hobby that you are passionate about and turning into a rewarding career. They say to do what you love and the money will follow. Truer words have never been spoken. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/10 "2004-08-16T02:30:34Z")
Girls are jealous. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/11 "2004-08-16T02:35:09Z")
Keep telling yourselves that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/12 "2004-08-16T03:21:53Z")
Ho hum, my reading ability is down tonight, this is the second thread where I misread the title. After the post, I was thinking “??? Where are the pirates?”, went back to the tile and then :smack: oh, _privates_… ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/13 "2004-08-16T03:29:34Z")
> [@START](#): > > I can’t believe playing with your dick is a stage show that people pay other people to see…Hmmmm I could be rich and famous. Call me when you can tie it in a knot and make it whistle _Camptown Races_ and I’ll get you on Letterman. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/14 "2004-08-16T03:48:42Z")
(Total hijack) **Harimad-sol** , **Lady Angharad** , wielder of the Blue Sword- I love your username. We need more Robin McKinley fans around here. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/15 "2004-08-16T04:19:19Z")
\ _Gross!_ \ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/16 "2004-08-16T04:21:50Z")
Truth be told, **Lissla Lissar** , I chose this name partly because I saw yours while I was lurking! You’ve no idea how close I was to being “Ossin.” 😃 And I agree. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/17 "2004-08-16T05:07:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Girls are jealous. They have no reason to be. I’m sure there’s great commercial possibilities in the female version of the stageshow. Heck, I’ve already thought of a good name: _Cunning Stunts_. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/18 "2004-08-16T05:47:01Z")
Somehow I read the title as Privateers. A discussion of penis tricks is kind of disapointing when you are expecting Pirate tricks. Arrrrrr. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/19 "2004-08-16T05:48:46Z")
Reading the thread after posting(I really need to stop doing that)I see that that conclusion was already reached by Optihut from a different direction. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016/20 "2004-08-16T07:01:28Z")
> [@START](#): > > I can’t believe playing with your dick is a stage show that people pay other people to see…Hmmmm I could be rich and famous. [http://www.testicletheater.com/index.php](http://www.testicletheater.com/index.php) That’ll show you that there are forms of entertainment people pay for that you never knew existed. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-disturbing-unusual-talent-involving-privates/260016.md?page=2)