# Weird Earl's

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 18, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545 "2000-04-18T22:07:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/21 "2000-04-20T03:57:00Z")

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My friend has quite an odd site. It’s not really creepy, funny, or creative. But these are a some weird dudes: [tt3.org](http://tt3.org)

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**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/22 "2000-04-20T08:21:00Z")

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I only looked so I could check on average height:  
[http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution\_photos\_current.html](http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html)

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Are you driving with your eyes open or are you using The Force? - A. Foley

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/23 "2000-04-20T13:31:00Z")

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I’m sure it’s been posted somewhere on this site, but I’m too lazy to go looking.

[Dialectize It!](http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)

My favorites are Jive and Swedish Chef.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/24 "2000-04-20T13:32:00Z")

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PS: I’m fairly confident that the trolls really come from the aforementioned site, and just translate it all into Moron before they post.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/25 "2000-04-20T13:47:00Z")

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Ed, thanks for giving me the credit on the front page, but all I did was provide the link Manny was talking about that I knew because Euty started a thread about it in MPSIMS, so I’m not really sure I deserve it.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/26 "2000-04-20T14:09:00Z")

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[Chickenhead](http://www.chickenhead.com)

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/27 "2000-04-20T14:35:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by waterj2:  
> **Ed, thanks for giving me the credit on the front page, but all I did was provide the link Manny was talking about that I knew because Euty started a thread about it in MPSIMS, so I’m not really sure I deserve it.**

Nope. I screwed up, you fixed it. The glory you received is well-deserved. Good show!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/28 "2000-04-20T16:38:00Z")

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Here’s the finest site on the web for fecal humor.  
[www.doodie.com](http://www.doodie.com)

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**Author:** ![VeraGemini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e9bcb4/32.png) [@VeraGemini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VeraGemini)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/29 "2000-04-20T18:57:00Z")

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[the Gallery of Regrettable Food](http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/)

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_ **Hardware:** The parts of the computer system that can be kicked._  
_ **Percussive Maintenance:** See **Hardware**._

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/30 "2000-04-21T00:51:00Z")

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[An tInneal Mallachtaí](http://hermes.lincolnu.edu/~focal/scripts/mallacht.htm) - The Irish Curse Engine.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/31 "2000-04-22T05:04:00Z")

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[http://www.onelight.com/thei/thei.html](http://www.onelight.com/thei/thei.html)

The Hollow Earth Insider – You think the idea of a flat earth is funny? Ha! You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/32 "2000-04-22T05:32:00Z")

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I wouldn’t call it a “Wierd” Earl (though I wouldn’t call Snopes wierd, either), but in a thread here (I forget which one) I got the link to [http://www.religioustolerance.org](http://www.religioustolerance.org) , the site of the Ontario Consultants on Religious Tolerance. It is a wonderful, informative, non-judgmental site providing information on and comparisons of the world’s religions.

By the way, will there be [begging voice](please, please, please)[/begging voice] be an archive of Threadspotting and Wierd Earls?

Bill

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/33 "2000-04-21T20:03:00Z")

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For the lover of bad movies how about [Oh, the Humanity!](http://www.ohthehumanity.com)

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“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/34 "2000-04-21T20:09:00Z")

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Here’s my contribution:  
[http://www.freespeech.org/besna/](http://www.freespeech.org/besna/)

Enjoy!

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**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/35 "2000-04-21T21:00:00Z")

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How about [this](http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html)?

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/36 "2000-04-21T22:13:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Ed Zotti:  
> **Well, we won’t post links to naked teenage sluts, most likely.**

There go my suggestions…

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Sig Alert!

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**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/37 "2000-04-21T23:03:00Z")

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Hey there y’all, might this be the sort of thing your lookin’ fer?  
[http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/](http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/)

## This is one of my very favorite pages written on the venerable pastime of jamming a sharp pair of scissors repeatedly into your crotch. Seriously. There’s an automatic sound file and a Flash thingie on there, so it takes a while to load. But I think it’s worth it.

“I believe every word that man just said, because it’s exactly what I wanted to hear.”  
-Space Ghost

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/38 "2000-04-22T03:02:00Z")

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You want weird? How about [www.findagrave.com](http://www.findagrave.com) – found that one today (though I remember hearing about it before). Wonder what it does? It pretty much describes it in the URL – type in the name of a famous dead person and it tells you where they are buried (presuming they’re in the database, obviously).

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/39 "2000-04-22T03:40:00Z")

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[The Top 100 Things I’d Do  
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord](http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)

[The Adult Works of Shel Silverstein](http://www.banned-width.com/shel.html)

Two of **my** favourites…

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/40 "2000-04-22T08:24:00Z")

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[http://www.loogy.com/mainhumor/religious/bibwaywife.shtml](http://www.loogy.com/mainhumor/religious/bibwaywife.shtml)

Biblical Ways to Get a Wife. Pretty Damn Funny.

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