# Weird Earl's **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 18, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545 "2000-04-18T22:07:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/41 "2000-04-22T15:53:00Z")
Pixoid, the Evil Overlord page has always been one of my favorites. [www.bad-candy.com](http://www.bad-candy.com) is another classic. It’s a page where some guys with way too much free time review bad (mostly mexican, although circus peanuts are on there too) candy, with hilarious results. Fear the tamarind! ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/42 "2000-04-22T16:00:00Z")
[http://www.evolvefish.com/](http://www.evolvefish.com/) Want to buy a Darwin fish but don’t know where? Order it here – along with a whole host of other products, including the dreaded Nun-zilla! ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/43 "2000-04-22T16:03:00Z")
[The Pump Room](http://www.bachelorguy.com/pumproom/)… And you thought that story about people inflating their colons with air was an urban legend. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/44 "2000-04-22T16:04:00Z")
[http://www.primenet.com/~lippard/atheistcelebs/](http://www.primenet.com/~lippard/atheistcelebs/) The Celebrity Atheist List, along with some agnostics and others. Find out if your favorite celeb is listed! ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/45 "2000-04-22T16:06:00Z")
[8 Worst convenience foods](http://home.hawaii.rr.com/kingcharles/convfood.htm) Nothing can prepare you for the horror that is Clam Jerky. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/46 "2000-04-22T20:20:00Z")
I don’t know how to do the link (I have _got_ to figure that out one of these days), but may I suggest: [http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org](http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org) * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/47 "2000-04-23T11:37:00Z")
This one is great: [http://www.despair.com/](http://www.despair.com/) * * * Homepage: [www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov](http://www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov) Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer). Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/48 "2000-04-24T10:58:00Z")
Ed, this is one of my favorites, I’m still waiting for a happy deserving victim. I like to spread the joy of this on in the chat room. [http://www.dogdoo.com/](http://www.dogdoo.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/49 "2000-04-24T11:00:00Z")
I also think it would be remiss to overlook this beauty of the web: [http://www.mulletsgalore.com/](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/50 "2000-04-24T11:04:00Z")
One final addition for the night, come and vent your frustration on the over-exposed celeb of the moment: [http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/index.html](http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/index.html) A question, is there going to be an archive of every _Wierd Earl_ somewhere on the page? I think it might make for a very nice list to do some industrial strength procrastination. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/51 "2000-04-24T15:32:00Z")
[http://sodaplay.com/](http://sodaplay.com/) VERY cool site 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/52 "2000-04-25T04:45:00Z")
[The Zippy filter](http://www.metahtml.com/apps/zippy/welcome.mhtml) works like the Jesusify site. Enhance any website with sayings from Zippy the Pinhead. Bo Derek ruined my life! ---
**Author:** ![Nurlman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Nurlman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nurlman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/53 "2000-04-25T12:43:00Z")
A couple of my favorite bizzaro sites: [Conspiracy at the Denver Airport](http://www.mt.net/~watcher/nwodnver.html): Proof that your government is gathering up orphans and feeding then to a colony of extraterrestrials living in a city under the new Denver airport. I’m convinced. [The Inflatable Animal Fetish Page](http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/animal.htm): This may or may not be a joke, but either way, it’s weird and icky. [SpellWeb](http://www.spellweb.com): A handy internet oracle. Allows the web to democratically and instantly decide which of two options you should pursue. [The Church of the Subgenius](http://www.subgenius.com): The Grand Poobah of bizarro sites. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/54 "2000-04-25T13:27:00Z")
**Woo hoo!** My time has come! National recognition! Fame! Fortune! Scantily-clad men! {ahem} Uh, thanks, guys, for giving me credit for [snopes.com](http://snopes.com). 🙂 Esprix * * * Evidently, I rock. [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/55 "2000-04-25T14:00:00Z")
Another nutty one: [http://www.mulletsgalore.com/](http://www.mulletsgalore.com/) ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/56 "2000-04-25T15:19:00Z")
[Breakfast at Fry’s](http://www.crl.com/~jnelson/nauseam/verbage/seven.htm) Excerpts: > [@](#): > > First things first. There are four Fry’s superstores in California: Campbell, Fremont, Sunnyvale, and Palo Alto. Each store has a > unique theme, kind of like each particular district in Disneyland. I’m waiting for them to build one resembling Never-Never > Land; it would be the place where the competent and friendly salespeople worked. > [@](#): > > It becomes apparent that Fry’s is basically one-stop shopping for a good segment of the nerd population in the area. The entire > weekly list can be fufilled: Ruffles, Pepsi, software, hardware, programming books, voltage meters, Walkman, Penthouse, > music CDs, shaving cream, deodorant, paper towels, t-shirts, and sweats. Everything else in life is, after all, optional. Much hilarity ensues. * * * I’d give my left buns-cheek for a Wally sig. ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/57 "2000-04-26T03:29:00Z")
The most sadistic weekly cartoons on Earth are at [www.plif.com](http://www.plif.com) ## The best directory of weird sites is at [www.memepool.com](http://www.memepool.com) Only you can prevent solipsism. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/58 "2000-04-26T16:09:00Z")
[http://www.mrcorkers.com](http://www.mrcorkers.com) – People actually EAT this stuff?! [http://www.stadiumpal.com](http://www.stadiumpal.com) – “My friends were a little jealous that I had more time to drink than they did.” That’s from an actual testimonial, folks. [http://www.fortheloveofjulie.com](http://www.fortheloveofjulie.com) – Please, oh _please_ don’t let this be for real. [http://members.xoom.com/evilpoetry/](http://members.xoom.com/evilpoetry/) – More bad goth poetry than you can shake a stick at. Barbarians hath splooged upon mine face! * * * **TMR** _Thou shalt resist the Olson Twins._ ---
**Author:** ![right\_said\_fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@right\_said\_fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/right_said_fred)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/59 "2000-04-26T16:36:00Z")
My all-time fav: [www.stiffs.com](http://www.stiffs.com) The site is huge. Those in the Pit will love the PR Guy. (Sorry, I haven’t figured out the link-thing yet. At least it’s short and easy to type.) * * * I watched my head rolling on the floor. It landed face up and a big tear came out of one eye. --Shirley MacLaine ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545/60 "2000-04-26T19:22:00Z")
If you want to poke a little bit of fun at the Christians, there’s this religious parody site, [http://lordco.virtualave.net/](http://lordco.virtualave.net/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-earls/1545.md?page=4)