The weird little sausage liked to play all day.
His favourite game to play was Froppler’s Tood. This is how to play Froppler’s Tood: One player sits on a curtain and shouts “meep!” while the others sing a made-up song about windows.
One day, the weird little sausage, his name is Anthony Fenwick, was playing this game with his friends: Julie Wheat, Mark Hinder, and Fremflif Broilegg. The game was about to be won by Fremflif (a left sock) when suddenly there was a screeching sound from the road near where they were playing.
Without speaking, all the friends, as one, ran to the source of the screech. When they got there they saw a shiny black car with a red light zipping left and right across it’s front.
The door opened and out stepped David Hasslehoff.
“I need somd random anthropomorphized items to come with me on a quest” said the Hoff.
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