# weird news or how not to do it doggy style **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237 "2005-10-21T10:22:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/21 "2005-10-21T20:57:49Z")
Welcome to the SD, Ying. Great first post, I don’t care how old it is! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/22 "2005-10-22T01:26:27Z")
I once read a tale on the Bad Porn LJ community about a guy who had trained his dog to uh, service him. He’d volunteer as a dog sitter for people just so he could romance their dogs. So now when I see the trailer for “Must Love Dogs”, I can’t help but think of that. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/23 "2005-10-22T01:39:13Z")
The couple were so offended and sickened by what they saw that they eventually had to stop watching ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/24 "2005-10-22T03:04:34Z")
**yingtongtiddleipo** , you will find that there is quite a variety of personal experiences posed on the SDMB: [Oldscratch wins the TMI](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=872088#post872088) ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/25 "2005-10-22T05:33:15Z")
You know, on my first pass through the first paragraphs I thought the story was about **Martin Hyde** , which gave me a start. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/26 "2005-10-22T13:39:42Z")
I had to remove most of the quoted text in your OP, **yingtongtiddleipo** , because what you posted went beyond Fair Use in copyright laws. I’d even post a link to the original article, but I didn’t want to navigate the Yorkshire Evening Post’s site (it’s very noisy and ugly). At any rate, when you post excerpts from a news article (or any other copyrighted work), be sure to just give us a few lines of text–enough for us to get the general idea. Quoting the entire article, however, please don’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/27 "2005-10-22T16:22:22Z")
I don’t have a link, but those of you in So. California may have seen this story on the news the past few days. Some guy was arrested after it was discovered he was abusing (errr, you know what I mean) his dog with a broom handle. What I found so strange and yet oddly endearing was that afterwards, he would sleep naked in the doghouse with the dog he had just conquered. A man who likes to cuddle afterwards! ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237/28 "2005-10-22T20:23:37Z")
Hmm, being from the coverage area of the particular newspaper, I don’t recall reading this story, when I do online searches I get this, [http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/jan00/1\_12\_00.htm](http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/jan00/1_12_00.htm) Then I get a post on another forum dated December 1999 [http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/4478.html](http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/4478.html) Then another one dated 2001 > **[SCH News School, College, Law University News Education And Law Changes -...](http://www.schnews.org.uk)** > > A news guide to the latest education and law University and law changes check out the latest news with SCH News. Live from the United Kingdom. So what we have is a story that moves from Yorkshire, to London, and supposedly was very recent but yet occurs on four separate dates. Methinks there are some credulous folk out there, and here too. summary - Total bullshit ! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-news-or-how-not-to-do-it-doggy-style/327237.md?page=1)