# Weird, really weird. And gross. Mostly just nuts. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041 "2001-05-11T01:21:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/1 "2001-05-11T01:21:29Z")
[http://www.dolphinsex.org/](http://www.dolphinsex.org/) Everything you never wanted to know. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/2 "2001-05-11T01:26:55Z")
Which, honestly, up until now was zero! Now…I’m all sweaty 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/3 "2001-05-11T01:29:12Z")
Done before. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56427](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56427) ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/4 "2001-05-11T01:33:02Z")
> [@](#): > > If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Nuzzle my CROTCH!? Do PELVIC THRUSTS AGAINST ME?! I was born the wrong species… ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/5 "2001-05-11T01:34:18Z")
Well color me clueless. Please disregard. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/6 "2001-05-11T01:37:49Z")
DISREGARD? Now that it’s out there? I’m washing my glass eye as we speak! jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/7 "2001-05-11T01:40:47Z")
Well… I did do a search, but there were 250 threads out there with “dolphin” and “sex” in them. I wonder how many threads with goat sex? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/8 "2001-05-11T01:42:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > I wonder how many threads with goat sex? or moderator sex. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/9 "2001-05-11T01:43:27Z")
And I thought plushies were weird… ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/10 "2001-05-11T01:52:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > I wonder how many threads with goat sex? > > or moderator sex. \*\* Or felching a moderator. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/11 "2001-05-11T01:58:31Z")
Is it weird that I’m turned on now? > [@](#): > > so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. My, my, my, I think we all know why he has sex with _dolphins_. ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/12 "2001-05-11T02:05:49Z")
> [@](#): > > This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person > forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual > feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, > since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an > honest husband would have for his wife and children. Is this a real problem?! Are there people going around raping dolphins? The mind boggles… ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/13 "2001-05-11T02:08:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*I wonder how many threads with goat sex? \*\* Well, there’s always [Scylla’s memorable story…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33909) But, _please_ don’t let this diverge into goatsecx, that horrid, horrid thing… ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/14 "2001-05-11T02:38:39Z")
[singing] They call him Flipper, Flipper… [/singing] [sub]Fortunately, that’s all I know[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/15 "2001-05-11T02:50:09Z")
I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be too afraid of the thing snapping my penis off, shooting it into the air with the sheer force of it’s vagina and devouring it with it’s many sharp teeth. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/16 "2001-05-11T03:00:32Z")
> [@](#): > > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. WHEW! Thank God for warnings! ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/17 "2001-05-11T03:38:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be too afraid of the thing snapping my penis off, shooting it into the air with the sheer force of it’s vagina and devouring it with it’s many sharp teeth. \*\* Not that you’ve thought about it though, right Merc? 🙂 I won’t start with the “dophin safe tuna” jokes… It’s just too easy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/18 "2001-05-11T04:03:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > I wonder how many threads with goat sex? > > or moderator sex. \*\* There’s a _difference_?? 😕 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/19 "2001-05-11T09:33:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > I wonder how many threads with goat sex? > > or moderator sex. \*\* Not enough. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041/20 "2001-05-11T12:41:50Z")
Well, I remember that other thread too, & now you’ve brought the whole thing back up again, dammit. Hmm. That reminds me. I’m due for another trip to Mexico to swim with the dolphins. 😃 And yes… **Guinastasia** , plushies are REALLY weird. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-really-weird-and-gross-mostly-just-nuts/65041.md?page=2)