Weird Rock Band Names

One of my favorite bands of all time:

The Voodoo Glow Skulls (no, seriously, I’m not just saying that to be different, they’re really great)

A local band I liked a lot in high school:

Fat Tortoise Butcher

The band name my friend and I picked out of This Book Sucks in jr. high and we still joke about:

Poison War Rats
Of course, everyone should know that, with the aforementioned Anal Cunt, the humor of their song titles vastly surpases that of their name. I believe they have a song called “You like Hootie and the Blowfish”

heh. A while back, SNL did a commercial parody for the soundtrack from the movie Valentine that had some really weird band names. Most of them are fake, but some of them are quite good and should be band names. Behold:

My favorites are “Mr. Hameye” and “Gravel Fork”.

The Entire Population Of China (UK late seventies)
Peanut Butter Conspiracy & Ultimate Spinach (both US sixties psych)

‘Freur’, not the actual name but a the usual approximation of a band who named themselves with a squiggle long before TAFKAP did…
had a minor UK hit ‘Doot Doot’ in 1983.

Return Of The Living Acid (UK Techno early nineties)
Desperate Bicycles (UK Punk late seventies)
Engelbert Humperdinck (OK… not a band but…)

There was a local band in the mid-to-late 90’s called Frankenstein Drag Queens From the Planet 13.

Oh, I forgot one!

!!!

it’s pronounced “chk chk chk”.

My fave was the obscure Austalian band of the 70s called The Slug Fuckers.

BTW do you all know how “Blue Oyster Cult” got their name?

Deadboy and the Elephantmen

Daks and His White Plastic Soul (side project of Deadboy’s singer)

Boehse Onkelz (Angry Uncles)

Subway to Sally

Megaherz (Megaheart, roughly)

Furthermore, there’s some local band here with a name like “Bozo Pyro Porn Circus,” or some shit. They’re an industrial/dance outfit, I believe.

Wild West Toothbrush (a college band in my father’s time)

Atomic Chicken

A Perfect Circle

Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts

(The following from my dad’s Top 40 Chart Book)

B. Bumble and the Stingers

Beau Brummels

Beginning of the End

Big Brother and the Holding Company

Billy and the Beaters <snicker>

Black Oak Arkansas

Bloodstone

Blues Magoos

Booker T. and the M.G.'s

Bram Tchaikovsky

Spanky & Our Gang

Sopwith Camel

Spiral Starecase

Spyro Gyra

Status Quo

Love Unlimited

Get Wet

Glass Bottle

Hesitations

Underground Sunshine

Undisputed Truths

Voxpoppers

Afternoon Delights (an actual band, not the song)

Alive & Kicking

Average White Band

Foghat

Balloon Farm

Brotherhood of Man

Bull and the Matadors

And that’s just from browsing through it.

Just a few I recall seeing…

Ya Ya Littleman (named by band members who were imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger)
PooPoo PeePee Pants
JoJo and the Sixteen Screaming Niggers (My apologies if this offends. This one was mentioned in a column by fantasy writer Harlan Ellison)
Cocteau Twins
Tones on Tail
Dead Can Dance
Crunt

What, no Camper Van Beethoven?

Bare Naked Ladies

Arrgh! It’s all in here!

None of mine do I see…:smiley:

And to add another: Drive-by Truckers

I don’t think anybody has mentioned:

Pink Floyd
Steely Dan

The only two bands I can think of named after sex toys!

MtM

Steely Dan I’ll give ya, but Pink Floyd? I always heard Syd Barrett named the band after his favorite blues musicians, Pink Anderson and Floyd Council.

I was always told they named themselves after a large pink dildo that was sold in the UK?

Have I been misled?

MtM

I thought up a few more last night, mostly punk bands

The Voluptous Horror of Karen Black
7 Year Bitch
Bunny Brains
Vomit Punx
G-String Eye Patch
76% Uncertain
Gangsta Bitch Barbie

There is a local band called The Rubber Band. Others that come to mind are:
** Bed and Breakfast
Cutting Crew
Mr.Mister
Counting Crows
The Outfield
Thompson Twins (The inspiration were the charaters from Tin Tin comics)**

~ Duran Duran

~ 4 Non-Blondes

~ Faster Pussycat

~ Jesus Jones

~ Oingo Boingo

~ Porno for Pyros

~ Alice Cooper

Dead Kennedys

MC5

Front 242

Sex Pistols

New Bomb Turks