Weird star changes in brightness due to... aliens?

Phil Plait has an interesting article concerning KIC 8462852 posted on Slate today.

I’m betting on an ocean of teapots.

I know they’re just floating out there!

One online commentator (sorry, lost link), noted that KIC 8462852 is a class F star, and wondered if the putative alien engineers were mining mass out of the star in order to extend its lifetime. I don’t suppose there are fewer class F stars in that vicinity than might be expected?

Could it be that they’re not even looking at what they think they’re looking at? Could it be that it’s not even a star but some sort of mirage caused by gravitational lensing or something?

I’m no astronomer, so someone will probably tell me why it’s a dumb idea.

When one considers that the variations observed were caused by events that took place up to 1500 years ago, it would be surprising if the project had not already been completed. And perhaps subsequently destroyed.

“Idiot, you built it upside down! Tear it out and start over!”

Given that we learn brand new things about what is possible in the universe every time we send a probe to a planet or moon, I’d guess that what’s going on with this star is simply something we never imagined. Sure, it could be aliens. It could be something very mundane. Most likely though it’s simply a new natural phenomenon and unfortunately we don’t have the ability to go there anytime soon.

Although the star might be 1500 light-years away, unless faster-than-light travel is possible it’s pointless to discuss what might be occurring there “now”, since that’s effectively in our future. For purposes of discussion we can talk as if what we’re observing is happening currently.

This star serves as the stadium for the Intergalactic Calvinball League (ICL). The action in Calvinball, by it’s very nature (of which it has none) is cyclical. What one is observing is tens of millions of photographic flashes going off in unison as the spectators are awakened by the Potential Player Engagement Horn (which we should hear in another 900,000 years, give or take, so be sure to mark it on your calendar), then falling back to sleep as soon as they realize that nothing is actually happening. By the time we hear the horn, of course, the game will be nearing it’s conclusion. The next game will begin shortly thereafter, for varying values of shortly.

<Morbo> SOUND DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT</Morbo>

A giant construction project large enough to block out 22% of the light from a star?

Yeah, that’s it.

Gravitational lensing by a foreground object could indeed alter the apparent brightness of a star. But it’s pretty much impossible for the foreground object to stay aligned with a star. Normally it’s just a blip as the object passes in front of the star.

Vogon intergalactic highway construction project?

I see that Mordo has not played much Calvinball. Physics is mostly optional and in some cases illegal.

Well, people have commented in various places about how if this was a truly advanced society capable of making a Dyson Sphere, they’d be here by now.

1> We don’t know that they haven’t. Unless we’re super tasty or make excellent slaves, they’d have zero reason to come here. Hell, they wouldn’t even necessarily need to keep tabs on us, because…
2> There are quite literally tens or even hundreds of millions of stars in a sphere of 1540 light year radius. They would have zero need for our resources all the way out here.
3> By the time we developed FTL and one of our exploration ships stumbled upon one of their ships or outposts, they’d still be so far ahead of us and so well developed that they could either tell us where our borders are, or tell us we’re now part of their empire, and there’d be fuck-all we could do about it.

FTL is very likely impossible, so it’s not likely they’d be able to come this far no matter how advanced they are.

I suppose that they could send a probe or probes but there are problems with that.
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There’s some new data for this star. We know that there’s been a constant dimming for a least 100 years, but it appears that there’s been more rapid dimming more recently.

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/astronomy-news/tabbys-star-weird-star-gets-weirder/

So if this is correct then “comets” is not the likely answer.

Then there’s this…

That article has a possible explanation for EPIC 204278916 that it says may also be applicable to KIC 8462852. Although I’m not sure how it would explain the long term dimming.

They’ve apparently found another star with similar behavior.

Yep. That’s exactly (ok my opinion) what Oumuamua just did. It slapped us on the ass, executed an efficient gravity assist around our own star, got what it wanted, and took off. I don’t think FTL travel or communication is possible. I hope I’m right.

Oumuamua is traveling very, very, very slow for an interstellar spacecraft. On the order of 1/100th of one percent of the speed of light. Around half the speed of Voyager 2. If aliens sent it, they must have been the Pakled.

Maybe when it gets out of range of anything we have that can detect it, it speeds up?