# Weird things that turn you OFF. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177 "2002-04-01T08:02:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/1 "2002-04-01T08:02:04Z")
ok this is a slight rip-off from [THIS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=104572) thread. But after this weekend I just had to start it. For me it would have to be: 1. women who talk waaaayyyy too much about their pets. 2. women who keep a messy home or car. anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/2 "2002-04-01T08:09:35Z")
body hair. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/3 "2002-04-01T08:28:03Z")
Bad breath. I guess that’s not weird, though… ---
**Author:** ![Neptune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@Neptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neptune)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/4 "2002-04-01T08:54:42Z")
I think girls with large chins are gross, especially a cleft chin. The idea of being with a woman with a cleft chin makes me want to puke. I see it as a male trait, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/5 "2002-04-01T10:14:21Z")
In porn, the traditional pose where the woman leans over and spreads her vaginal lips wide open. Sorry, some guys may get a rise out of that (pink meat, and all), but it evokes a softening reaction from me. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/6 "2002-04-01T12:31:11Z")
Lack of body hair. Specifically, plucked eyebrows. Bald brow ridges—yuck! ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/7 "2002-04-01T12:41:19Z")
Spunk turns me off. I read a q&a column and someone asked what spunk was made of. The answer was something like 40% mucus and some other stuff. I just started thinking about how many times I’ve swallowed and now I can’t stand to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/8 "2002-04-01T12:58:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neptune \* > \*\*I think girls with large chins are gross, especially a cleft chin. The idea of being with a woman with a cleft chin makes me want to puke. I see it as a male trait, I guess. \*\* Hmm. You obviously haven’t seen Rose McGowan She looks pretty female to me! Funny, body hair, odor, porn poses … this thread is like a list of all my perverted fetishes! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/9 "2002-04-01T13:41:08Z")
Bad feet. Ugly toes really turn me off. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/10 "2002-04-01T13:45:58Z")
Overly large or fake breasts. Excessive makeup (the kind that requires a permit from the EPA to remove). ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/11 "2002-04-01T14:00:52Z")
Gay bashing. Mess. (I’m not a food play person…whipped cream is sticky.) ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/12 "2002-04-01T14:09:15Z")
lingerie blonds go figure. ---
**Author:** ![SuziQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@SuziQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuziQ)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/13 "2002-04-01T14:41:08Z")
Anal retentive neat freaks! ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/14 "2002-04-01T15:08:09Z")
Role playing. I don’t mean the kind where you agree to play out a fantasy together, I mean the kind where one person seems to be casting the other as an actor in their little scripted scenario, relating less and less to you and more and more to the screenplay they’re playing out in their head the closer you get to the bed. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/15 "2002-04-01T15:50:22Z")
stretch marks (are those things permanant?) ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/16 "2002-04-01T16:05:42Z")
Gawd, I am SO shallow… facial blemishes, like warts or moles smooth-chested men. If you ain’t got hair, I ain’t there. uncut men. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/17 "2002-04-01T16:10:11Z")
Cologne. _Cough!_ ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/18 "2002-04-01T16:19:39Z")
Large amounts of chest hair; hairy backs. Really pale eyes. Once knew a guy whose eyes were such a light shade of blue they looked bleached and watery. Definite turn-off. I like eyes that can hold their own, whether they’re rich brown like Gunslinger’s or a strong shade of green or blue. ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/19 "2002-04-01T16:33:09Z")
Women who aren’t “participative” in bed. Biting, scratching, rolling, grabbing and making loud noises is good. Closing your eyes, not saying anything and being totally focused on yourself is bad. Women who talk to their pets as “precious widdle snookums wanna spwecial tweat?” ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177/20 "2002-04-01T19:04:50Z")
Poor table manners: mouth hanging open, utensils clanking against the plate, etc. Lack of interest in reading: I’ve quit on people I’ve been very attracted to the moment they say (often with pride), “I don’t read,” or “Geez, I haven’t read a book since high school.” What do you _do_ with your free time? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-that-turn-you-off/101177.md?page=2)