# Weird Things You Do.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 4, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876 "2001-08-04T03:10:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/1 "2001-08-04T03:10:58Z")
I kiss a picture of _Rosie The Riveter_ we have hanging in the bathroom downstairs every time I take a leak down there.
I’ll tell more later.
What do you do?
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### Author:  [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/2 "2001-08-04T03:25:04Z")
I eat pizza crust first. I detach the crust, and then dip it on the pizza to sop up some grease and cheese.
I read the very worst comics first, then make my way to the best.
If I have to do something downtown I walk. Even if I am dreadfully tired.
When walking on State Street. I conciously avoid each and every crack.
Everytime I come to your house I practice my directionaly peeing and aim for the Rosie picture.
pat
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/3 "2001-08-04T03:30:30Z")
Me . . . do something weird. :eek: Perish the thought!
_misspelling of “weird” corrected_
[Edited by UncleBeer on 08-07-2001 at 07:01 AM]
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/4 "2001-08-04T03:37:11Z")
I do _nothing_ that’s weird. Every behavior I exhibit is the standard for normality.
That’s the truth, pal - it’s been proven by space aliens (Nancy says so).
Well _sometimes_ (not alla time) when a State Trooper zooms up behind me I ponder my speed and look at my watch (Brain Farts Claim 12 In Mississippi!).
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/5 "2001-08-04T03:53:04Z")
Cajun Man, stop being so **gay]**! Fag!
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### Author:  [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/6 "2001-08-04T04:14:18Z")
Everywhere that I go in my house, I carry a tennis ball. Sometimes I carry three and practice my juggling.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/7 "2001-08-04T04:20:34Z")
Preview is you friend, **Demo**. 😛
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### Author:  [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/8 "2001-08-04T04:43:34Z")
[I tend to do some odd things when my webcam is on](http://www.geocities.com/louie82681/weird.html)
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/9 "2001-08-04T04:43:44Z")
I’m with **beatle** on this one. Someone once told me that if I did things one way, and the rest of the world did them a different way, I would consider the rest of the world wrong. I thanked him for the best compliment I had ever received. (Although in all fairness it may be a _teensy-tiny_ bit strange to take a big drink of soda and say “Aaaaahhhh” with the first swallow in public. :))
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/10 "2001-08-04T15:02:31Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Cajun Man \*
> \*\*Preview is you friend, **Demo**. 😛 \*\*
Since Gaudere’s Rule is already taken, what is the name of the rule for screwing up when you’re being stupid and drunk? 😉
Oh my god, **louie** , I was afraid to click on that link. I thought I might have accidentally left my cam on after i left chat you you guys were watching as **psy** and I…ran around the room with party hats on, flapping our arms like chickens and singing the Star Spangled Banner.
You mean you guys don’t do that when you’re hammered?
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### Author:  [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/11 "2001-08-05T00:33:32Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by featherlou \*
> Someone once told me that if I did things one way, and the rest of the world did them a different way, I would consider the rest of the world wrong. \*\*
What if everybody felt the way you do?
Then I’d be a damn fool to feel any different.
I have these single hiccups that crop up for no good reason. I tell people I’m the love child of Mel Blanc and Spike Jones.
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/12 "2001-08-05T00:59:26Z")
Whenever I eat M&M’s or skittles or anything like that – I always eat two at a time. Never one, never three, always two. If by the time I get to the bottom of the bag, there is only one left – I’ll throw it out.
And I always spit into any toilet or urinal before I pee in it.
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### Author:  [@Shogun\_Haircut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shogun_Haircut)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/13 "2001-08-05T04:05:24Z")
i flick off the spy satelite that is watching me when im outside, i wear a green new york yankees hat and let people sign it, but only women
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/14 "2001-08-05T04:09:41Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \*
> …I tell people I’m the love child of Mel Blanc and Spike Jones. \*\*
Have I told you that I love you?
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### Author:  [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/15 "2001-08-05T06:19:38Z")
I pee in the backyard at night to capture that “back to nature” feeling.
i will sit out in the yard, staring at newly planted plants
I make up writing systems.
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/16 "2001-08-05T06:26:00Z")
I don’t do anything weird. sorry
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### Author:  [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/17 "2001-08-05T06:27:18Z")
The funny thing about Doob is, he lives in an apartment.
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### Author:  [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/18 "2001-08-05T06:29:05Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mercutio \*
> \*\*The funny thing about Doob is, he lives in an apartment. \*\*
Nope. I live in a house.
[sub]and yes, i know merc was **trying** to be funny[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/19 "2001-08-05T06:34:23Z")
Doob, you rat bastard.
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### Author:  [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-you-do/74876/20 "2001-08-05T06:52:35Z")
I’m an English major.
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