# Weird Things you've Stumbled Across on the Internet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2026, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715 "2026-08-31T11:33:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/21 "2026-09-01T00:04:07Z")
I have seen many, many extremely weird things on the internet, but the one that really brought home the rich panoply of the human condition was a website of drawing of dragons. Having sex. With cars. If the phrase “up the tailpipe” has just popped into your head, you have the gist of the drawings. I don’t understand the mentality that leads people to create such things, but know that these people walk among us. And, I suppose, that’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/22 "2026-09-01T00:40:27Z")
When my wife was working for the first pay-per-click search engine in the 1990s, she somehow became the arbiter of acceptable keywords. When she told me one of the keywords crossing her desk was “Baby Jesus Butt Plug” I couldn’t resist checking it out. All I can say is that it was the perfection of truth in advertising. ---
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/23 "2026-09-01T01:09:38Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > “Gay dinosaur porn”. The _oeuvre_ of 2-time Hugo nominee [Chuck Tingle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle). ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/24 "2026-09-01T05:21:31Z")
> [@eburacum45](#): > > I suppose it is better to snuggle a South American mammal than eat it. I don’t know WWJD\* but guinea pigs are quite tasty, spatchcocked on a BBQ. I have a friend who used to raise a small number for eating. \* What Would Jesus Do ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/25 "2026-09-01T08:58:43Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Why were you never there for me, woman. > I kept waiting, did you not see. > > Why did you never show up, woman. > I kept waiting for you to come. > > Why weren’t you there for me, woman. > Or did you think me only a bum. > > Why did you only give me a glance, woman. > Why did you never give me a chance." _Waiting for Bardot_ ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/26 "2026-09-01T09:03:40Z")
A few years ago, a bunch of Youtube users (myself included) had this video show up in their recommendations for no apparent reason. It was the first video this account posted. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mDbHZx9CDHs/maxresdefault.jpg "‎") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDbHZx9CDHs) The account has only posted three other videos since, none of which explain anything any further. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/27 "2026-09-01T09:24:46Z")
[The Guide to Mt. Vernon in Klingon.](https://youtu.be/DdcUzVgduSA) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/28 "2026-09-01T11:42:35Z")
> [@Jaycat.again](#): > > Didn’t Jesus have twelve opossums? Clap! Clap! Clap! ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/29 "2026-09-01T12:03:50Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I read [his website](https://www.thestarshipdesigner.com/) > [@Sherrerd](#): > > Not to mention we will finally learn who cowabungered the old man. If you click D\_G’s link, at the top of the page it says: **WWW . THE 64 YEAR OLD VIRGIN . COM**. So the answer to your question, Sherrerd, is ‘nobody’, apparently. I guess this is what happens to incels when they reach old age. > [@scudsucker](#): > > I don’t know WWJD WWJE? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/30 "2026-09-01T13:47:58Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I don’t know WWJD\* but guinea pigs are quite tasty, spatchcocked on a BBQ. I have a friend who used to raise a small number for eating. I have an idea for a new business line for him… [![](https://y.getyarn.io/6b23aa1c-50e0-44d3-b33b-aeaa28baf48e_text.gif) ](https://y.getyarn.io/6b23aa1c-50e0-44d3-b33b-aeaa28baf48e_text.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/31 "2026-09-01T13:49:17Z")
> [@Jaycat.again](#): > > Didn’t Jesus have twelve opossums? AI is getting better at counting. [![](https://i.ibb.co/MxmQrSWC/Gemini-Generated-Image-71kfkm71kfkm71kf.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/MxmQrSWC/Gemini-Generated-Image-71kfkm71kfkm71kf.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/32 "2026-09-01T13:52:55Z")
There’s even one about to stab him in the back. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/33 "2026-09-01T17:20:06Z")
But none giving him a kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715/34 "2026-09-01T18:41:47Z")
> [@solost](#): > > I guess this is what happens to incels when they reach old age. A horrifying scourge that _no one_ is (yet) covering! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-things-youve-stumbled-across-on-the-internet/1032715.md?page=1)