# Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 14, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773 "2009-10-14T12:23:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/61 "2009-10-17T20:17:43Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > On an unrelated note, is a Little Red Riding Hood kink considered odd? Only if you have a thing for the wolf. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/62 "2009-10-17T20:20:24Z")
I’ve mentioned it before but I’m really into getting trampled by women in stockinged feet. Not on my back but my chest and stomach. My wife does this for me regularly and I will rub one out while she stands or walks around on my front side. Some times she will give me a foot job while standing on me. Other times she will squat on my chest and jerk me off. I love it. I’ve known I’ve been into this since I was a tot. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/63 "2009-10-17T20:48:14Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Isn’t she supposed to be a very young girl? :eek: For purposes of this kink, my girlfriend and I assume that Red is about 19. Interestingly enough, that’s about how old my girlfriend is. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/64 "2009-10-17T21:49:45Z")
> [@True Blue Jack](#): > > _(And, yes, I will now be joining the “I’m really going to hell” club…)_ > > Fundamentalist Christian Google Christian BDSM. You’d be surprised. Oh, and really NSFW. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/65 "2009-10-17T22:02:51Z")
…and the related Christian Domestic Discipline. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/66 "2009-10-17T22:14:25Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > On an unrelated note, is a Little Red Riding Hood kink considered odd? Considering that the story is cautionary tale about sex, I’m surprised the kink isn’t more widespread. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/67 "2009-10-17T23:04:17Z")
> [@overlyverbose](#): > > No kidding! I once read a letter in his column from a reader who was trying to figure out how to find someone who would let him suck the snot out of her nose while they were having sex. I’m fascinated that someone could even _ **think** _ of stuff like this. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. I had a female friend of mine who shared with me that she (and presumably her boyfriend) both enjoyed oral sex with her while she was having her period. She especially liked it when he would pull the tampon out of her with his teeth. Words failed me… I’m not even sure that’s a fetish with a name, but I remember staring at her with a “WTF” look… Reading this thread has made me realize how vanilla I really am, and I consider myself fairly open-minded when it comes to sex. Seriously, how do you figure out that sucking snot out of someone’s nose would turn you on? ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/68 "2009-10-18T00:03:48Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > If I am personally around a woman crying… especially if I already think she’s hot, I will become VERY arroused. > > I’m a bad man. That’s called dacryphilia (or dacrylagnia). I discovered that when I discovered the photographer Taylor Wood’s series, [Crying Men](http://www.mdolla.com/2008/06/crying-men-by-taylor-wood-26-photos_09.html) (safe for work…unless you have dacryphilia and no self-control). Wait, to clarify: I myself don’t have dacryphilia. (Although some men really are pretty criers, like Matthew Fox on _Lost_.) ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/69 "2009-10-18T00:25:20Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Username/post combination, for the win. > > At least, to those three girls, you were a kidneyfailure… heh 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/70 "2009-10-18T00:31:33Z")
> [@ZenBeam](#): > > No even once? What’s the big deal? It just seemed weird. Maybe I’m close-minded or uptight, but I just don’t think that people need to be standing there observing while I’m pissing. My first girlfriend was from a very nice family, was the valedictorian of our high school, and seemed to be a very down-to-earth kind of girl in the class we had together. Once we started going out, though, she started talking about cock rings and watching me take a leak. It was strange how different she was once I got to know her personally. After we broke up I found another nice girl (I’m into nice, sweet girls) and she, too, started in with the watching me piss thing. I don’t mean to say that people who are into this are deviants, or something…it’s just not something I’d care to participate in. My wife sometimes comes into the bathroom to brush her teeth while I’m pissing. I always turn my back to her. She gives me the “Cmon, we’re married, who cares?” speech, but I just can’t do it. Maybe _I’m_ the weird one, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/71 "2009-10-18T02:47:54Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > Considering that the story is cautionary tale about sex, I’m surprised the kink isn’t more widespread. To be honest, it wasn’t really a kink with me until I saw a stripper do a dance routine to “Little Red Riding Hood” by Sam Sham and the Pharaohs. If only she could dance without appearing to be suffering a siezure, it would have been a lot sexier than it already was. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/72 "2009-10-18T04:04:51Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > Got no interest in being peed on, peeing on someone else, or watching someone pee. But I will confess to a surprisingly & disconcertingly strong HMM! reaction to seeing women in need of and squirming, or wetting their pants. did I actually _post_ about that? I actually like that as well, though it doesn’t matter if the squirmer is male or female (I’m a bisexual female). Unlike you, however, I wouldn’t mind being on the receiving end of the accident, or being the one losing control. I believe the term for that fetish is “desperation”. I’m not going to post this…I’m not going to post this… Last month I … ehm … _cough_ I masturbatedwhilewearingkittyears. I imagined that I was a kitty slave girl, and my master was ordering me, scolding me, and calling me his ‘good pet.’ I’m not sure I’ve ever gotten off so hard in my life. Haven’t done it since, but I know I will again, and as much as I think about it, I could definitly call it a fetish. Just to clarify, the idea of screwing in a mascot suit still strikes me as deeply unappealing. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/73 "2009-10-18T20:01:44Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > I’m fascinated that someone could even _ **think** _ of stuff like this. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. > > I had a female friend of mine who shared with me that she (and presumably her boyfriend) both enjoyed oral sex with her while she was having her period. She especially liked it when he would pull the tampon out of her with his teeth. I’m not _that_ weird, but I will embarass myself here by mentioning that while I don’t have any kind of menstruation fetish per se, I’m also not grossed out by periods either and have absolutely no problem having sex/going down on :eek: ladyfriends when they are on their period. Again, I don’t necessarily find the concept of blood appealing, I’m just ambivalent to it. I do enjoy mentioning it to people for shock value (maybe that’s what my actual fetish is 😉 ). From a practical standpoint, when I’m having sex/giving oral, the woman in question has just removed her tampon, so there’s little to no blood. Everytime I’ve given oral in this circumstance I’ve never tasted anything funky. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/74 "2009-10-19T01:51:42Z")
These threads always make me feel like the most unimaginative man on the planet, or the most boring. I seem to have all of the common turn ons and none of the creative ones. Women in skirts - check Women in high heels - check Women tennis players or volleyball players - check Cheerleaders - double check Female Nurses - sigh I can think of one which might get a :dubious: from some: I get turned on by women who have the sniffles. Not crying, just having the sniffles. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/75 "2009-10-19T03:30:53Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > Got no interest in being peed on, peeing on someone else, or watching someone pee. I always said that I had no interest in pee-porn, and that’s still mostly true. I don’t get any charge out of porn showing women peeing, or being peed on, or somebody peeing into their mouth, but … … several years ago I came across a photo series depicting 3 or 4 naked young women standing in a bathtub together, and since they were rather cute I browsed through the series mostly ignoring the fact that they were peeing all over each other, and into each other’s mouths. But then I came across two consecutive photos midway through the series … in the first, one of the girls was catching another girl’s piss in a glass, and in the second she was drinking it from the glass. SPROING! Instant boner. I’ve never figured out why drinking from the glass did it for me when drinking “straight from the faucet” did nothing at all for me. The only theory I have is this: I enjoy porn where a woman is being dominated (BDSM-type stuff), including faux “non-consensual” scenarios, but I _don’t_ like porn depicting a woman being _degraded_. And pissing on somebody, even in a clearly consensual scenario, still seems degrading to me. But the simple act of this girl filling a glass and then drinking it with a smile on her face made me say, “Oh damn, this girl is _naaaaaasty_ and down with anything!” And _that_ is HAWT. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/76 "2009-10-19T12:01:53Z")
> [@Small\_Hen](#): > > Last month I … ehm … _cough_ I masturbatedwhilewearingkittyears. So, how did you enjoy Dragon\*Con this year? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/77 "2009-10-19T12:46:01Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > I had a female friend of mine who shared with me that she (and presumably her boyfriend) both enjoyed oral sex with her while she was having her period. She especially liked it when he would pull the tampon out of her with his teeth. This is considered kinky? Huh. 😃 Actually, this is a longstanding ritual among many biker clubs. Kinkiness \*per se \*really does depend on your social milieu. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/78 "2009-10-19T13:22:55Z")
> [@Mister\_Rik](#): > > I’ve never figured out why drinking from the glass did it for me when drinking “straight from the faucet” did nothing at all for me. The only theory I have is this: I enjoy porn where a woman is being dominated (BDSM-type stuff), including faux “non-consensual” scenarios, but I _don’t_ like porn depicting a woman being _degraded_. And pissing on somebody, even in a clearly consensual scenario, still seems degrading to me. Take a closer look at pee porn sometime. You’ll notice that in almost every case, the “bottom” is enjoying it far more than the “top” is. I don’t thing it’s really considered to be degrading at all. Personally, I consider it a gift. I’ve only had one partner who would do that for me. At first she thought it was a little weird. But after a while she got off on knowing how much I got off from it. If our kissing got a little intense, the towels would come out. (As well as the sexy underwear and waterproof high heels.) As far as the taste – nothing yummier! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/79 "2009-10-19T15:20:48Z")
I had a a lady friend who used to love to dribble saliva into my mouth while she was on top. It didn’t last long, she was too fond of garlic ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/80 "2009-10-19T18:53:44Z")
I have nothing to compare to those already mentioned (biting off Barbie heads? _Really?_), but it reminds me of Dave Barry’s observation that if you did an Internet search for porn of people having sex with goats that were on fire, you’d probably get a prompt, “What kind of goat?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773.md?page=5)