# Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 14, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773 "2009-10-14T12:23:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/101 "2009-10-27T04:27:25Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > It’s not that they have a pee fetish; it’s just that its not every day that a girl gets to see a man with three penises. Hmmm…this morning I only had one. I’ll check again later. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/102 "2009-10-27T05:24:21Z")
Oh oh, first a kidney failure and then a couple of penises go missing. Hope you have good medical insurance. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/103 "2009-10-27T08:07:58Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Oh oh, first a kidney failure and then a couple of penises go missing. Hope you have good medical insurance. I have none! I’m screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/104 "2009-10-27T12:12:40Z")
Good thing that doesn’t require you to have one. ---
**Author:** ![martu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@martu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martu)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/105 "2009-10-27T16:46:07Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Have seen vaginal smoking here. (No, I don’t mean friction; I mean a cigarette inserted there, followed by puffing.) This doesn’t do it for so much actually, a beautiful woman smoking normally (though certain ways of smoking are better than others) while fully dressed does though. Hmm thinking about it that’s odd. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/106 "2009-10-28T00:28:46Z")
An odd fetish I have is that I get excited by seeing women as the assistants in illusions, such as sawing a woman in half or the [Zig Zag lady](http://www.martinsmagic.com/ama/med/zig-zag.jpg). I’ve been fascinated by this since early childhood. I don’t really know why, but maybe it’s a combo of bondage (the helplessness of the woman in the box) and trust (she wouldn’t be getting into the box if she didn’t trust the magician). When I do mention it to people they respond more “I’ve never even heard of that before” than “that’s wrong”. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/107 "2009-10-29T18:11:53Z")
Another abnormal but generally harmless fetish I have is for shy or embarassed girls. If she blushes or pretends to be embarassed while stripping, it’s a real turn on for me 😃 I had the fortune of having all of these things in my ex. Too bad she was crazy. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/108 "2009-10-29T18:19:51Z")
Into Asian chicks, then? ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/109 "2009-10-29T20:35:48Z")
Yes :o ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/110 "2009-10-30T08:18:45Z")
Let’s see: I find erotic hypnosis quite arousing–even though I’m otherwise practically phobic of hypnotists. I actually had to stop watching videos of women being hypnotized to think they were having orgasms. It was just too much arousal for me to handle. Also, it’s not exactly a fetish, but I tend to find that if I’m just somewhat anxious (and nowhere near panicking), I tend to find more women attractive. When I’m calm and peaceful, though, I tend to be much more picky. My rule for dating then is that you have to qualify for the second option. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/111 "2009-10-30T23:05:33Z")
I just realized that I love girls with glasses, too. glasses + sexy uniform= Ohhhhhh YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/112 "2009-10-31T22:54:24Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > I would guess that it would be practicing medicine without a license. If you were a doctor, removing a healthy testicle might be unethical if there was no theraputic value. > Here’s the case I was referring to. > > [Edward Bodkin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bodkin) I actually wound up working with that guy at a gas station in middleofnowhere TN he was creepy before we found out who he really was. called himself edd and flipped out if you spelled it with one “d”. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/113 "2009-11-02T02:53:57Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > For purposes of this kink, my girlfriend and I assume that Red is about 19. > > Interestingly enough, that’s about how old my girlfriend is. So, do you dress up in your girlfriends grandma’s pjs and then have another guy come in and kill you with and axe and take Red? Or are you the woodsman? It would be really kinky if you liked playing grandma. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/114 "2009-11-02T03:33:21Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So, do you dress up in your girlfriends grandma’s pjs and then have another guy come in and kill you with and axe and take Red? > > Or are you the woodsman? > It would be really kinky if you liked playing grandma. Nah, I lock the door so the Woodsman can’t get in 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/115 "2009-11-02T04:47:47Z")
MC Frontalot’s [Little Red Riding Hood song](http://frontalot.com/index.php/?page=lyrics&lyricid=32) (MP3 link at the bottom of the page). all right, grama was hanging alone, cultivating the medicine for the glaucoma. she paid rent in the forest, it was inexpensive (grama’s house was in the intensively wolf-rife section of town. she didn’t mind, she liked a wild hound). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/116 "2009-11-02T15:14:07Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Let’s see: I find erotic hypnosis quite arousing–even though I’m otherwise practically phobic of hypnotists. I actually had to stop watching videos of women being hypnotized to think they were having orgasms. It was just too much arousal for me to handle. Purely for curiosity’s sake (I’ve got enough weird fetishes already!) where do you find a video of _that?_ ---
**Author:** ![skkyzelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@skkyzelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skkyzelda)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/117 "2010-01-20T07:48:10Z")
…keepin’ this goin’ lol i really have lost count as to how many turns ons i’ve got, so I’ll just name a few ranging (and in order) from the mundane (in my head) to the extreme… 1. songs with strong beats (techno music, or catchy rock songs) 2. hearing a man groan (either in pleasure or pain) 3. i love villians (in movies and video games) in general, but to watch them getting their asses kicked is even better. 4. some genres of yaoi (drawn male on male action) including [bara](http://www.yaoi911.com/tag/bara/), tentacle rape (only including males), and [euro guro](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ero_guro) (which really isn’t a turn on, but i’m just fascinated by it) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/118 "2010-01-20T14:52:13Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > The balloon poppers and the ‘women stepping on things’ are a couple of ones I can’t quite get my head around. I watched a tv show about weird fetishes once that included the balloon popping thing. The only other one I remember (because it was so odd) was fully-clothed women sitting on/in food. The “best” videos of this had a camera set up under a glass table, so you could watch the food being squished under her butt. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/120 "2010-01-22T01:05:12Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Purely for curiosity’s sake (I’ve got enough weird fetishes already!) where do you find a video of _that?_ Youtube/Google Video, mostly. There are hypnosis videos all over, and it’s one of the gags that most hypnotists wind up doing, at least some time in their life. Warning: looking up Hypnosis orgasm gets you a lot more explicit videos than it used to. The stuff I watched was mostly the stuff they could show on daytime TV and nobody would care. The more lurid stuff makes me feel icky. ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/121 "2010-01-22T01:30:51Z")
I don’t think I have any proclivities that could be described as a kink. Maybe because I’ve never been one for detailed fantasies. if I’m in the mood I just.. do it. And get the best results if I enter a meditative state where my mind is cleared of all thoughts. > [@kidneyfailure](#): > > It just seemed weird. Maybe I’m close-minded or uptight, but I just don’t think that people need to be standing there observing while I’m pissing. My first girlfriend was from a very nice family, was the valedictorian of our high school, and seemed to be a very down-to-earth kind of girl in the class we had together. Once we started going out, though, she started talking about cock rings and watching me take a leak. It was strange how different she was once I got to know her personally. After we broke up I found another nice girl (I’m into nice, sweet girls) and she, too, started in with the watching me piss thing. I don’t mean to say that people who are into this are deviants, or something…it’s just not something I’d care to participate in. > > My wife sometimes comes into the bathroom to brush her teeth while I’m pissing. I always turn my back to her. She gives me the “Cmon, we’re married, who cares?” speech, but I just can’t do it. Maybe _I’m_ the weird one, I don’t know. You’re just a bit pee-shy, and that’s fine. Come to think of it, I’ve never watched my boyfriend pee in 5 years together. I’ve certainly never asked! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773.md?page=7)