# Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 14, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773 "2009-10-14T12:23:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/122 "2010-01-22T02:30:47Z")
> [@Sebastienne](#): > > Sounding. I’m on my second set. That sounds like it would be a really interesting “Ask the …” thread. Except for the NSFW and/or TMI potential… ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_4\_Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@Pray\_4\_Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_4_Mojo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/123 "2011-06-30T18:59:04Z")
> [@Mahna\_Mahna](#): > > The weirdest I’ve run across so far is rainboots/wellies. Preferably muddy, dirty, wet rainboots. It’s what happens when you cross a rubber fetish with a foot fetish, I guess. > > I discovered this totally by accident, too. I posted a totally innocent self-portrait of me in my new Hunter boots on Flickr, and was surprised at how many views it got… I’m talking hundreds of views over the first two days. When I started looking at the members who had marked it as a favourite, I got one hell of a surprise. Apparently, what I saw as a whimsical self-portrait is the equivalent of a pornographic pin-up for this particular niche fetish. > > On the bright side, at least I know I could embark on a lucrative career modelling rubber boots if I ever lose my day job… I may have been one of those oddballs who favorited your pic…sorry if it creeped you out 🙂 My fetish isn’t just for wellies, it’s for women in rainwear of just about any kind: Vinyl, plastic or rubber raincoats, with hoods or matching rain hats, colorful umbrellas, and of course wellies. And while just about any pair of rubber boots is attractive to me, I definitely have a preference for Hunters, they’re just so classy & stylish, and stylish is sexy to me. But I don’t go for muddy or dirty rainwear, just wet. I’m turned on by seeing women wearing proper rain gear in the pouring rain, and wearing it myself. I love taking long rubber/PVC-clad walks in the rain with my wife, snuggling together under her big plastic bubble umbrella, jumping in puddles with our wellies on & kicking up waves of water on each other like little kids…it’s the best form of foreplay for me. And sex for me is best when at least one of us is wearing a rubber or PVC raincoat over our naked bodies. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/124 "2011-06-30T19:00:00Z")
“Wheelchair devotee” ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/125 "2011-06-30T19:18:26Z")
Some people even have zombie fetishes… ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/126 "2011-06-30T21:06:13Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > Once we started going out, though, she started talking about cock rings and watching me take a leak. > [@NakedUnderMyClothes](#): > > I fantasized about golden showers for years and got turned on watching my boyfriend pee once I had the chance, especially when he let me hold him while he went. Not my thing at all, but the movie [_Personal Best_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084489/) has a scene where Mariel Hemingway stands behind a guy, holding his penis while he pees standing up. ---
**Author:** ![superfan21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@superfan21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superfan21)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/127 "2011-09-20T08:23:41Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/128 "2011-09-20T12:05:47Z")
Sooo, **superfan21** , your fetish is signing up for an account and resurrecting zombie threads for no reason at all? I saw one site that had women dressed like strippers driving a car and having it stuck on the side of the road. Various pictures of them looking at a car stuck in snow, bogged down in mud, or stuck in a hedge. There were even videos of them revving the engine trying to get it unstuck. There was never any sex, nudity or even more than just the model, it was weird but definitely catering to some fetish. People is weird. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/129 "2011-09-20T13:30:33Z")
> [@Sebastienne](#): > > Sounding. I’m on my second set. Well, there’s something begging for an “Ask the X” thread that will also give the moderators willies… ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/130 "2011-09-20T13:52:12Z")
I have an extremely tame, vanilla sex life (especially considering how strange and crazy gay guys can be). But I do enjoy being choked… like, not just playful pretend. \>\_\< Crazy I know. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/131 "2011-09-20T14:59:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Sooo, superfan21, your fetish is signing up for an account and resurrecting zombie threads for no reason at all? Love of Zombies. I think it’s a variety of necrophilia. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/132 "2011-09-20T15:00:41Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Well, there’s something begging for an “Ask the X” thread that will also give the moderators willies… Have a clook at my post #19 in reply to that one: > [@](#): > > I’m afraid to ask – > > Did you wear out the first set? ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/133 "2011-09-20T15:22:10Z")
Wow… am I ever vanillia… You know what really gets me stemed up and ready to raunch? Clean sheets, a cold winter’s day, a quiet house and my wife in a flannel night gown… Don’t judge me! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/134 "2011-09-20T15:25:52Z")
> [@installLSC](#): > > An odd fetish I have is that I get excited by seeing women as the assistants in illusions, such as sawing a woman in half or the [Zig Zag lady](http://www.martinsmagic.com/ama/med/zig-zag.jpg). I’ve been fascinated by this since early childhood. I don’t really know why, but maybe it’s a combo of bondage (the helplessness of the woman in the box) and trust (she wouldn’t be getting into the box if she didn’t trust the magician). When I do mention it to people they respond more “I’ve never even heard of that before” than “that’s wrong”. Well, they are clearly meant to have sex appeal, they are usually in sexy costumes and I agree with you, they are hot. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/135 "2011-09-20T15:49:24Z")
> [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](#): > > my wife in a flannel night gown… [Jeff Foxworthy] Marge was vacuuming in her _good robe_ … [/Jeff Foxworthy] ---
**Author:** ![Myfriendsfriend29](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Myfriendsfriend29](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myfriendsfriend29)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/136 "2013-04-05T05:04:52Z")
Hey guys well my friend told me recently that he gets turned on by imagining himself being swallowed by weird things (?). I’m not quite sure what it means, but he’s being totally legit about this. I’m not one to judge, but I just wanted to know if this is just another turn on or if it means something. He’s very anti-social and awkward around people. Very quiet too. Thanks in advance 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/137 "2013-04-05T05:15:27Z")
> [@Myfriendsfriend29](#): > > Hey guys well my friend told me recently that he gets turned on by imagining himself being swallowed by weird things (?). I’m not quite sure what it means, but he’s being totally legit about this. I’m not one to judge, but I just wanted to know if this is just another turn on or if it means something. The name for that particular fantasy/fetish is “vore”. I doubt it means anything in particular other than that he has a fairly unusual fantasy. Unless he’s the irrational type who mixes together fantasy and reality, naturally. ---
**Author:** ![colander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@colander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colander)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/138 "2013-04-05T05:17:58Z")
> [@Myfriendsfriend29](#): > > Hey guys well my friend told me recently that he gets turned on by imagining himself being swallowed by weird things (?). I’m not quite sure what it means, but he’s being totally legit about this. I’m not one to judge, but I just wanted to know if this is just another turn on or if it means something. He’s very anti-social and awkward around people. Very quiet too. Thanks in advance 🙂 [Vore](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia) is legit. Too legit to quit! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/139 "2013-04-05T05:28:07Z")
I met a girl (online) a couple years ago who it turned out was [really attracted to my skinny, atrophied legs.](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/abasiophilia) I discovered this during a Skype-conversation in which she requested that I angle my camera downward while we were talking in order to show my bare legs (I was in shorts). And she wanted me to _keep_ it there throughout the convo. :eek: (ETA: I declined and ended quickly ended the chat. It creeped me out.) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/140 "2013-04-05T06:18:25Z")
> [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](#): > > Wow… am I ever vanillia… You know what really gets me stemed up and ready to raunch? > Clean sheets, a cold winter’s day, a quiet house and my wife in a flannel night gown… > > Don’t judge me! Are you kidding? Your wife is totally sexy in that flannel night gown. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773/141 "2013-04-05T06:33:46Z")
-Girls sleeping (or at least with their heads down on their desk) -Girls wearing overcoats [1] -Knee-length skirts -Girls in Wehrmacht/Red Army uniforms [1] Something like this: [http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47535915](http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47535915) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-turn-ons-fetishes-and-sexual-activities-tmi/513773.md?page=8)