# Weird urges you get (non-sexual)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750 "2012-07-10T01:37:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Gesturing\_Mildly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@Gesturing\_Mildly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gesturing_Mildly)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/81 "2012-07-23T16:02:16Z")

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I just remembered another of these when it came up this morning. I have a great pair of really high spike heels. When I’m waiting to cross the street, I have an almost overwhelming urge to kick out at a car as it goes by and put my heel through the side panel. I know in my mind that this wouldn’t work, but it seems like it would feel so good.

Please tell me I’m not the only one??

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**Author:** ![tadtooornamental](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@tadtooornamental](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tadtooornamental)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/82 "2012-07-24T02:59:47Z")

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Not an urge, and please understand that I love my furbaby more than anything, and am an extreme animal lover in general. But sometimes, snuggling with my kitty in the dead of night, I get that troubling thought: “I could kill her soo easily.”

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/83 "2012-07-24T06:26:26Z")

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> [@Toucanna](#):
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> Strawberry milkshakes. About once every two months, I develop an overpowering craving for one. But they have to be high-quality milkshakes with real ice cream and strawberries. Why is this odd? Because I am highly lactose-intolerant. Yes, I pay dearly for my craving, but that’s TMI so I’ll spare y’all the details. 😃

Go to a pharmacy and ask about lactase pills, they’re OTC in many countries (in the US I would find them on the shelves, near the vitamins). Don’t thank me, just think of me the next time you have a consequence-free milkshake 😃

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/84 "2012-07-30T06:24:55Z")

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> [@Elemenopy](#):
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> Most of the above. ☹ Thank goodness I have pretty good impulse control…

I’m wishing that in spades for everyone who posted here. Otherwise, things are gonna get real messy.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/85 "2012-07-30T19:30:37Z")

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Whenever I see someone approaching and ATM or cashier that I’m approaching, I get the urge to hurry and “beat” them to goal. Not because I’m in a hurry, just because it seems like such a silly thing to do. I never do, 'cause I figure most people won’t view it in good fun, but as mean.

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**Author:** ![Moris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moris/32/2846_2.png) [@Moris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moris)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/86 "2012-07-31T02:11:45Z")

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In autumn, when there are tidily made piles of fallen yellow leaves under the trees, I want to kick them all over the place.

If there’s a musical instrument instrument lying around unattended (in an empty theatre or in a bar), I have an urge to pluck a string or press a key.

Also, bubblewraps.

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**Author:** ![Sacrilegium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f05b48/32.png) [@Sacrilegium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sacrilegium)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-urges-you-get-non-sexual/627750/87 "2012-07-31T02:14:36Z")

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> [@Moris](#):
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> In autumn, when there are tidily made piles of fallen yellow leaves under the trees, I want to kick them all over the place..

They’re often piled up beside the road around here. I always want to drive through them at high speed, scattering them everywhere and making a ton of work for someone.

(But I never have. So far.)

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