# Weird Voicemail

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626 "2009-06-03T21:06:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/1 "2009-06-03T21:06:57Z")

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Someone left a message on our helpdesk line at work. The message, in it’s entirety, is this.

_a few seconds of silence_  
_deep male voice_ “mmmMMMmmm!”  
_click_

😕

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/2 "2009-06-03T21:14:56Z")

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Perhaps he was having Campbell’s Soup when he called?

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/3 "2009-06-04T03:58:24Z")

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I suspect that he didn’t have keylock on and his cellphone autodialed while he was doing something else (for instance, busy squeezing out a poop.)

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**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/4 "2009-06-04T07:20:21Z")

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Reminds me of the commercial about the husband’s butt dialing his wife’s phone. Apparently, you got a butt dialer.

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**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/5 "2009-06-04T12:52:38Z")

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I was thinking very odd prank call, but butt-dialing probably makes more sense. 🙂

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/6 "2009-06-04T13:00:34Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Perhaps he was having Campbell’s Soup when he called?

Like a motherfuck.

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/7 "2009-06-04T13:09:05Z")

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> [@Arglefraster](#):
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> Someone left a message on our helpdesk line at work. The message, in it’s entirety, is this.
> 
> _a few seconds of silence_  
> _deep male voice_ “mmmMMMmmm!”  
> _click_
> 
> 😕

Hahahaha

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-voicemail/498626/8 "2009-06-04T13:20:00Z")

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They said “butt dialing”…  
snicker…