# Weird websites **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 1999, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026 "1999-11-04T15:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/41 "1999-11-09T08:10:00Z")
I won’t put a link here because it’s pornographic, but I found this truly awful site. We were basically playing “top this” and I lost. The site has a collection of stories similar to _Penthouse Letters_, except they involve rape. Incest, pedophilia, forced sex, kidnapping, threats, violence, humiliation, you name it. The woman are invariably unwilling, yet somehow end up being gratified at the end. Sick stuff. If you _really_ want to see it, do a search for “rape stories”. I’d sooner pass. * * * “It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/42 "1999-11-09T10:09:00Z")
Somehow I managed to eat my html in the previous post… I mean to say that I am partial to [The World’s Best Bubblewrap Homepage](http://fathom.org/opalcat/bubblewrap.html) * * * – O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/43 "1999-11-09T11:21:00Z")
[http://www.beltsander-races.com/](http://www.beltsander-races.com/) ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/44 "1999-11-09T16:07:00Z")
One of the most fun sites is [Http://www.driveways.com](Http://www.driveways.com) driveways of the rich and famous * * * The only way to rid yourself of temptation is to yield to it–Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/45 "1999-11-09T16:39:00Z")
Pages and Pages of weirdness… [http://randysweb.com/weird/drawer.htm](http://randysweb.com/weird/drawer.htm) * * * Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/46 "1999-11-09T16:54:00Z")
The website I thought most weird was weird because it was creative, not shocking. It was an art site and the first page was nothing but a blank page with an ‘atsign [@]’ on it. Which was a visual way of saying ‘where it’s at’ ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/47 "1999-11-10T03:34:00Z")
How about the weirdest things sold on Ebay? [http://webworst.miningco.com/entertainment/comedy/webworst/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.WhatTheHeck.com/ebay/](http://webworst.miningco.com/entertainment/comedy/webworst/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.WhatTheHeck.com/ebay/) ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/48 "1999-11-10T03:57:00Z")
Regarding above post by **Hubzilla** That “miningco” stuff isn’t necessary. Just try: [www.WhatTheHeck.com/ebay/](http://www.WhatTheHeck.com/ebay/) ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/49 "1999-11-10T06:10:00Z")
☹ Check out the horny Turkish guy’s homepage now. It looks like it was a fake, check it out [here](http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/). * * * …and remember, duct tape fixes _all_ your problems, big and small. [Fun with HTML (tutoral) : The True Sequal](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Archives/Archive-000001/HTML/19991103-2-000302.html) [Give someone an FU](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000255.html) ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/50 "1999-11-10T17:23:00Z")
HubZilla, Ebay? I saw a mounted gorilla penis for $250,000. They pulled it, pardon the pun. ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/51 "1999-11-10T21:12:00Z")
Thanks for the miningco advice. 🙂 Can’t get enough of our Turkish friend? The following has the Mahir Fan Club (message board, chat, ugh!) and the Dancing Mahirs! [http://www.go2net.com/internet/useless/useless/mahir.html](http://www.go2net.com/internet/useless/useless/mahir.html) And I won’t even bother to describe this one: [http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/4637/mahircentral.html](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/4637/mahircentral.html) (Poor guy!) * * * “It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/52 "1999-11-11T20:10:00Z")
“Light bulbs don’t emit light, they suck dark.” Remember that old joke? Well, somebody has gone to the trouble of expanding this “dark sucker” joke into a complete workable theory of physics: [http://pweb.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html](http://pweb.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html) . (This is page is from one of my favorite websites, because the author and I are, shall we say, rather intimately related to one another.) ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 1999, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026/53 "1999-11-15T03:12:00Z")
I found this and thought it justified bringing this one back to the top. [The Rocky & Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show](http://www.con.wesleyan.edu/~clemens/bullwinkle/horror.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-websites/11026.md?page=2)