# Weird Wild West Mafia/Werewolf/Psychopath **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 30, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801 "2009-07-30T19:03:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/701 "2009-08-14T19:26:41Z")
“and y’all” should be “and tell y’all” Must resist urge to edit…grrr. ---
**Author:** ![Natlaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e57/32.png) [@Natlaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natlaw)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/702 "2009-08-14T19:54:25Z")
Just **Natlaw** , no uppercase L. I didn’t have any natural law in mind when I made the name up. I just used the good old trick of reversing my real name and cutting a parts out until I seemed like a name ;). > [@Ro0sh](#): > > Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could play Mafia would ride into town to try out Roosh. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word “draw” in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, “Reach for it, mister!” I spun around… and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid named **pedescribe** … > Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I’ve been there ever since. I just came from that saloon and **Ro0sh** has managed to crawl to bottle number, mmm, well I lost count. He send me for more, but I think I rather face the _Crimson Thorns_ then to listen to him drone on and on about his heroic gunfights and Mexican stand offs… I’ve been a nerd trapped in a cabin in the wood kicking _Evil Deadite_ ass, although my red shirt meant I met my fate before the end. I was a princess who got blindsided by my _Super Smash Brothers_ alter-ego and a captain whoms Pikmin were not to be trusted. A vicious Werewolf who tried to bite of a tad too much over in _Not-So-Simpletown_. I was a scorned Fury who didn’t spare any man or Bad Horse, but like _Dr. Horrible_ neither was I spared when town came for me. I was a ruthless mercenary in the _Undying War_ who lost it all to a sneaky thief (and an unexpected exploding football). And here in the _Weird Wild West_… … well, that’s a tale for another day. _Down with the Crimson Thorns!_. My Mafia record could use some improvement (one win, four loses) :D. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/703 "2009-08-14T20:02:14Z")
I take it you’re subbing in for Roosh then. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/704 "2009-08-14T20:15:42Z")
> [@Natlaw](#): > > Just **Natlaw** , no uppercase L. I didn’t have any natural law in mind when I made the name up. I just used the good old trick of reversing my real name and cutting a parts out until I seemed like a name ;). > > I just came from that saloon and **Ro0sh** has managed to crawl to bottle number, mmm, well I lost count. He send me for more, but I think I rather face the _Crimson Thorns_ then to listen to him drone on and on about his heroic gunfights and Mexican stand offs… > > I’ve been a nerd trapped in a cabin in the wood kicking _Evil Deadite_ ass, although my red shirt meant I met my fate before the end. I was a princess who got blindsided by my _Super Smash Brothers_ alter-ego and a captain whoms Pikmin were not to be trusted. A vicious Werewolf who tried to bite of a tad too much over in _Not-So-Simpletown_. I was a scorned Fury who didn’t spare any man or Bad Horse, but like _Dr. Horrible_ neither was I spared when town came for me. I was a ruthless mercenary in the _Undying War_ who lost it all to a sneaky thief (and an unexpected exploding football). And here in the _Weird Wild West_… > > … well, that’s a tale for another day. > > _Down with the Crimson Thorns!_. My Mafia record could use some improvement (one win, four loses) :D. Evil Dead was your first game? I could have sworn you had been playing longer than that. Welcome anyway. My first job I held onto for 10 years before I decided it was time to look for work in a different field. I worked in an Art Gallery that specialized in animation art and collectables. For the last 3 years I worked there I ran their eBay store. ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/705 "2009-08-14T21:07:34Z")
Man! I just got to beautiful Decatur, IL, and was all excited because I thought I wasn’t missing the end of the Day. Ah, well. Greetings from beautiful Decatur, IL. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/706 "2009-08-14T21:52:44Z")
Whatcha doing in IL story? Anything fun? ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/707 "2009-08-14T23:22:57Z")
Not gone. Just temporarily disconnected from interwebbery. Will be back. Sorry for lack of partic. for today. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/708 "2009-08-15T02:09:43Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I take it you’re subbing in for Roosh then. > [@Mahaloth](#): > > \*\*Attention: > > NatLaw is in the game for Ro0sh, who sadly has not been available to play. Please welcome NatLaw. :)\*\* But, why _ **exactly** _, is it a sin to skim? ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/709 "2009-08-15T02:11:39Z")
Hey now, it’s night and all skim all I damn want to:) ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/710 "2009-08-15T02:21:16Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Hey now, it’s night and all skim all I damn want to:) It’s still a relevant question for some of us. ---
**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/711 "2009-08-15T02:33:20Z")
> [@storyteller0910](#): > > Man! I just got to beautiful Decatur, IL, and was all excited because I thought I wasn’t missing the end of the Day. > > Ah, well. Greetings from beautiful Decatur, IL. I’m not far from Decatur, but I’m a world away. That ADM plant smells great, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/712 "2009-08-15T06:02:09Z")
Holy shit how much of toDay did I miss? A great big important chunk, it seems. My first job was an assistant to a bitch of a solicitor. She taught me how to loathe work, loathe my boss, loathe the building yet still smile. The bitch. Since my strategy-discussing machine is solar powered, I will leave it at that for now. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/713 "2009-08-15T16:35:40Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > But, why _ **exactly** _, is it a sin to skim? \*\* Oh great and glorious game mod and I allowed to answer this question or would that be considered strategy?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/714 "2009-08-15T16:36:41Z")
There should be a comma in that last post somewhere and the word “and” should be an am. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/715 "2009-08-15T17:20:29Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > \*\* > Oh great and glorious game mod and I allowed to answer this question or would that be considered strategy?\*\* **Wait until morning.** ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/716 "2009-08-16T19:06:00Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > There should be a comma in that last post somewhere and the word “and” should be an am. Hey if you an Mahaltoh got you own thing going on, I’m not going to judge. What happens in Weirdsville, stays in Weirdsville, you know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/717 "2009-08-16T19:07:34Z")
And Someone will follow up after me, and post that if you make a comment on grammar, you will have an error in grammar also. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/718 "2009-08-16T21:45:14Z")
> [@](#): > > And Someone will follow up after me, and post that if you make a comment on grammar, you will have an error in grammar also. \ That’s called **Gaudere** ’s Law, at least around these parts. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/719 "2009-08-17T00:03:34Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > \ > > That’s called **Gaudere** ’s Law, at least around these parts. Yes, I knew it had a name, just couldn’t think of it at the time I posted. ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801/720 "2009-08-17T01:15:16Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > \ > > That’s called **Gaudere** ’s Law, at least around these parts. Care to send us a computer analysis of the voting patterns from beyond the bounds of the world? Come on, I’ll pay you $50 of in-game currency. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wild-west-mafia-werewolf-psychopath/504801.md?page=37)