# Weird wombat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140 "2007-10-09T21:40:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/1 "2007-10-09T21:40:51Z")
Where did the wacky, weird wombat wander without wondering why whiskey was withheld? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/2 "2007-10-09T21:55:17Z")
Walla Walla, Washington. … wanker. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/3 "2007-10-09T21:55:33Z")
I’m not at all sure it _was_ withheld. Although that would be pretty tricky typing for a wombat. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/4 "2007-10-09T22:02:13Z")
Wally the Wombat, from Walla Walla, WA, wondered where his wonderful Wiccan wombatess was waddling with the wizardly wort that packed a wallop. Warsaw, without a doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/5 "2007-10-09T22:35:38Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/6 "2007-10-09T22:36:19Z")
Pfft…whatever. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/7 "2007-10-09T22:42:38Z")
Woosh! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/8 "2007-10-09T23:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] Woosh! [/QUOTE] Well…what of it? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/9 "2007-10-09T23:51:42Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Well…what of it? [/QUOTE] Wonderful. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/10 "2007-10-10T00:33:56Z")
Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/11 "2007-10-10T02:19:15Z")
And was he worried when the whiskey was watery and weak? Would the wacky weird wombat work with wimpy whiskey? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/12 "2007-10-12T20:07:24Z")
What will we wonder when wallowing with weasels while we wend westward? ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/13 "2007-10-12T20:27:08Z")
Was the weird wombat wet from Wildwood? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/14 "2007-10-12T23:27:58Z")
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff] Where did the wacky, weird wombat wander without wondering why whiskey was withheld? [/QUOTE] When will we wend wassailing with weird, weary wombat? Wednesday, when women whack weeds without wanting wangs. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/15 "2007-10-12T23:45:22Z")
This is funny . . . “WOMBAT” is the code word I e-mail to some coworkers to call me on my landline, and save me from the bat-shiat insane secretary in the other cubicle. See, I can type without looking, so I tab up to the addresses, type in some names, and type WOMBAT into the subject line with a blank body. In about 10 - 30 seconds, my landline rings, breaking the conversation. Yes, I am a captive, hostile audience, and I must resort to these measures. :mad: Tripler Don’t get me started. It’ll be a pit thread soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/16 "2007-10-13T00:02:19Z")
Woozle…wuzzle? ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/17 "2007-10-13T01:26:29Z")
[QUOTE=Derleth] When will we wend wassailing with weird, weary wombat? Wednesday, when women whack weeds **without wanting wangs**. [/QUOTE] Werry worrisome, wrecking wonderful wangs! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/18 "2007-11-05T22:36:43Z")
Wait, wait! I’m right here! ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/19 "2007-11-05T22:51:01Z")
[QUOTE=KlondikeGeoff] Where did the wacky, weird wombat wander without wondering why whiskey was withheld? [/QUOTE] Montana, apparently ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140/20 "2007-11-05T23:04:22Z")
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] xxxxxxx, apparently [/QUOTE] Wombat Whereabouts Withheld Weird wombat withdraws, wending wearily westward whilst westerly winds whine woefully. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weird-wombat/422140.md?page=2)