# Weirdest name you've encountered lately?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 2, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744 "2016-09-02T00:54:48Z")
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### Author: ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/61 "2016-09-15T06:10:53Z")

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> [@Sangahyando](#):
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> One of the senior people at a one-time workplace of mine, asserted in all seriousness that he had had business dealings in the USA, with a Mr. Donald Duck.

Duck is a fairly common last name, and Donald was a very common given name in the 20s and 30s, with is probably why Disney used it when it named the character in 1934, as opposed to say, David Duck, Douglas Duck, Dominic Duck, or Dylan Duck, names that might have been picked if he’d been “born” in later decades.

Anyway, I’ll bet there are plenty of men named Donald Duck born prior to 1934, and even a few born up to about 1937, when the character got to be really popular, with his own film series.

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### Author: ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/62 "2016-09-15T11:23:56Z")

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I just got back from Ethiopia. Imagine one of the top singers on the hit parade having a stage name like Fikeraddis Nekatibeb.

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### Author: ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/63 "2016-09-15T14:25:54Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Yes, but now there are really women named Gidget. I was in basic training with one.

I know one as well - in real life. I’ve seen her driver’s license and everything

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### Author: ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/64 "2016-09-15T15:26:20Z")

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My son has a friend named Aloha. Aloha comes from a family of about 16 kids who all have wacky names, except for the oldest son, who is named after the dad (Greg). 🙂  
Aloha has a son named Nova.

My grandson’s name is Midas. :dubious:

I have a co-worker whose daughers are named Meadow and Fable. Meadow just seems kind of hippy-dippy, but Fable has a pretty sound to it, I think.

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### Author: ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/65 "2016-09-15T17:48:30Z")

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> [@trapezoidal\_jellyfish](#):
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> I recently encountered a little girl whose first name is Tuesday. I am tickled by the fact that it actually was on a Tuesday.

Maybe she was named after the actress Tuesday Weld?

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### Author: ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/66 "2016-09-15T17:49:54Z")

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I’ve met a man recently whose first name is Onester.

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### Author: ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/67 "2016-09-15T21:06:39Z")

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Please ask him about his siblings, and report back.

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### Author: ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2016, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/68 "2016-09-16T02:39:28Z")

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Met an IT guy a couple months ago whose first name is Swastika. I know the Hindu origin and maybe it’s fairly common, but I must admit it was a bit strange to hear.

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### Author: ![yo\_han\_go](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yo_han_go/32/130_2.png) [@yo\_han\_go](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yo_han_go)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2016, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/69 "2016-09-16T12:41:15Z")

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There are a lot of Hitlers in Pakistan (if you go google).

Aaaaand, as I pointed out on some other topic here, my given name and surname combo, if I’d open business with that name somewhere in Murrica , you’d probably think I sell used, exotic, imported and pimped out vehicles.

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### Author: ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/70 "2016-09-16T19:09:47Z")

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I saw an article in the local paper today that quoted a local coach, first name Earthwind. Child of the 70’s, I presume.

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### Author: ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/71 "2016-09-17T00:11:28Z")

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> [@Peremensoe](#):
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> If this were a real thing, don’t you think there would be some boys? Even one?
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> I think it’s an artifact of the data entry or keeping. “Abcde” is a placeholder, and Female is the default gender. Something like that.

This girl is almost certainly not a placeholder.

> **[Mall Santa turns away autistic girl and her pit bull service dog | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2014/12/03/living/mall-santa-autistic-girl-pit-bull/)**
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> One mall Santa might be getting some coal in his stocking this year. He and a helper elf turned away a 7-year-old girl and her pit bull.

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### Author: ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/72 "2016-09-17T01:09:13Z")

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I hate to say it, but “Tyre King.” The first headlines I saw about the police shooting sounded like the police had shot some guy who owns a tire store, and does late-night TV commercials where he wears purple robe, carries a sceptre, and sits on a throne made of tires.

People really need to say the name out loud before they stick their kid with it.

I hope that doesn’t count as speaking ill of the dead. I mean, his name wasn’t his fault.

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### Author: ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/73 "2016-09-17T02:59:25Z")

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It’s probably pronounced “Tyree”.

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### Author: ![wickky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@wickky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wickky)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/74 "2016-09-17T03:05:57Z")

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Years ago I worked in I.T. One of our company employees was named Harry Dong.

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### Author: ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/75 "2016-09-17T03:06:23Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> It’s probably pronounced “Tyree”.

I realized that when I read the article and saw it was a first name, but the first headline I saw was simply something like “Tyre King Police Shooting.” It wasn’t even clear who shot whom.

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### Author: ![Cugel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cugel/32/1199_2.png) [@Cugel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cugel)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/76 "2016-09-17T07:47:44Z")

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[Kalyn Ponga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalyn_Ponga) debuted for the Cowboys last night.

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### Author: ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/77 "2016-09-17T12:42:25Z")

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hmmm, weird names.

Went to AIT with Pfc. Hare  
Served at my first duty station with Pfc. Raper  
Served at my second duty station with Pfc. then Spc. then Sgt. Pieper (pronounced peeper)

Far as the girls named Abcde, how do you even pronounce that? Do you suppose they just go by the nickname Abby?

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### Author: ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/78 "2016-09-17T17:11:59Z")

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Had someone come into the school last week, first name was Rolex.

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### Author: ![Mallard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Mallard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mallard)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/79 "2016-09-18T01:51:30Z")

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I was at a conference one time and they would release a list of participants and what organization they represent. The names were in alphabetical order, last name first. One name in particular was “HUNT, Michael”. Best guess he never goes by “Mike”. 😃

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### Author: ![Mallard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Mallard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mallard)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-name-youve-encountered-lately/764744/80 "2016-09-18T01:56:02Z")

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My late father would always bust a gut over the actor whose name is Rip Torn.

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