# Weirdest Slash References **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402 "2006-06-20T04:32:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/1 "2006-06-20T04:32:50Z")
Inspired by the **Super Man Gayness** thread, list the weirdest character references used in slash erotica. Kirk’n’Spock Doctor’n’Master R2D2’n’C3PO You get the idea… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/2 "2006-06-20T04:43:41Z")
There was a Superman Gayness thread and I was not informed?!? (Actually, everyone knows Batman was the gay one, not Supes. Supes was just a really nice guy who really loved his mother.) Kirk/Spock is not weird slash; it’s more like the gold standard of slash. Jughead/Archie - that’s getting a little further out there. Not that I’m any slash officionado or anything. The only slash I read is Brokeback Mountain slash. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/3 "2006-06-20T04:51:25Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > The only slash I read is Brokeback Mountain slash. Would _Brokeback Mountain_ slash fiction involve Jack and/or Ennis having sex with girls? ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/4 "2006-06-20T04:51:37Z")
I believe Goofus/Gallant slash has been mentioned on this board a number of times. [Here, for example.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=190634&highlight=Goofus+slash) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/5 "2006-06-20T05:09:10Z")
From reading the thread, I get the impression that for writing hetero slash, I’m going to the particularly uncool and unfashionable section of Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/6 "2006-06-20T05:19:20Z")
Ron Stoppable/Rufus the Naked Molerat I don’t know if any such fic actually exists, but I’ve seen it mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/7 "2006-06-20T05:59:48Z")
Wesley/Worf (_ST:TNG_) ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/8 "2006-06-20T08:12:39Z")
Snuffleuppagus/Big Bird I feel so dirty for typing that. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/9 "2006-06-20T08:44:51Z")
Roadrunner/Coyote. That’s an old one. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/10 "2006-06-20T13:31:33Z")
> [@Pixiesnix](#): > > I believe Goofus/Gallant slash has been mentioned on this board a number of times. Yuck! I was about to mention **Ender’s Game** , but now there’s no point… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/11 "2006-06-20T13:58:56Z")
Xander/Giles. Spike/Clem. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/12 "2006-06-20T14:06:54Z")
I’ve read Lenny/Carl (from the Simpsons) and it was actually amazingly well-done. Perfectly captured the surrealness that living in Springfield must entail and the hinted at relationship between them. There’s a whole archive dedicated to forgotten fandoms and “secret pairings” (many of them slash) and there’s some really interesting stuff there. Like Dr.Venture/Brock Sampson, Calvin/Hobbes, Archie/Sal (Nero Wolfe), Elijah Baley/R. Daneel Olivaw (Aismov robot series), etc. If there’s a series, movie, book, comic with two males in it, somebody has probably slashed 'em… ---
**Author:** ![sabatobello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@sabatobello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sabatobello)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/13 "2006-06-20T14:29:41Z")
I have read founding fathers slash, Mozart/Salieri slash, and Godzilla/Mechagodzilla slash. Also, for people who have used the _Japanese For Busy People_ textbook, there have been fanworks describing Tanaka-san and Sumisu-san having inter-cultural relations. The only time I have failed to find slash for something that seemed ridiculous is that so far noone has written any Penn-on-Teller that I’ve been able to find. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/14 "2006-06-20T14:48:09Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > Would _Brokeback Mountain_ slash fiction involve Jack and/or Ennis having sex with girls? What are you, some kind of pervert? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/15 "2006-06-20T14:56:46Z")
I’ve seen Gilligan/Skipper slash. Can imagine a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle orgy slash. (Bad joke: How does Shredder have sex? Very carefully) ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/16 "2006-06-20T15:11:46Z")
> [@sabatobello](#): > > The only time I have failed to find slash for something that seemed ridiculous is that so far noone has written any Penn-on-Teller that I’ve been able to find. It’s tricky, writing slashfic (or any story, for that matter) where one of the main characters has no dialogue. Think about it…would Penn be the one going, “OH baby! Don’t stop! Suck it harder!” or would he be going, “MMMMGGLLRRMMRRGLLMM!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/17 "2006-06-20T15:36:45Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > It’s tricky, writing slashfic (or any story, for that matter) where one of the main characters has no dialogue. Think about it…would Penn be the one going, “OH baby! Don’t stop! Suck it harder!” or would he be going, “MMMMGGLLRRMMRRGLLMM!!!” _Teller stared up at Penn, and despite the ball-gag, handcuffs, candlewax, and buttplug making him weep with discomfort, Teller knew he would give his master anything he wanted, EVERYTHING he wanted, and told Penn so with the slightest cock of the head._ ---
**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/18 "2006-06-20T15:43:41Z")
Wow, this is new to me, had to look it up :o Anyway, not one that I have any idea whether it’s been done but I would propose M/Q (James Bond series). 😃 :eek: ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/19 "2006-06-20T16:17:22Z")
Aubrey/Maturin. ---
**Author:** ![lucasthegray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@lucasthegray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucasthegray)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402/20 "2006-06-20T17:24:23Z")
As an exercise in “what’s the wierdest thing we can try to find on the internet” a group of my friends and I tried to find Godzilla/Godzuki slash. Thankfully we were unsuccessful. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdest-slash-references/361402.md?page=2)