“Tennessee Bird Walk” was another outta-left-field radio hit.
“…oh remember me, my darling, when spring is in the air
and the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere
When you see them walkin’ southward in their dirty underwear
That’s the Tennessee Bird Walk (chirp chirp)…”
Two more ultra-weirdies from right around the same time as “Rock On”: Hocus Pocus by Focus, and Blue Swede’s version of Hooked on a Feeling (Hooga-chacka, hooga hooga!).
King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” was a brief enjoyable hit on mainstream radio in the '90s In fact, I’m humming it right now, and can’t get it out of my head…
My Name is Mud, by Primus. The bass is practically a drum, the guitar squeals, there’s a dialogue excerpt from “Deliverance,” and the lyrics are about a self-described “boring sonsabitch” - an unemployed, mentally unstable alcoholic who wears only navy blue clothing. And he’s telling us the tale of how he beat a friend to death with a baseball bat for informing him that his name is really Alowishus Devadandner Abercrombie, not Mud.
It never ceases to amaze me when people celebrate, en mass, a wedding or even little Nathan’s Bar Mitzvah by dancing and singing to the glorification of anonymous gay sex at the mother of all boarding/bath houses:
*Young man - there’s a place you can go
I said - young man, when you’re short on your dough
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.*
I believe it made it to #2 but never #1, but definitely held a Top 40 spot for a while.
Governor, my OP wasn’t clear, but what I originally had in mind were songs that didn’t sound like your usual top 40 hit- for example, if one of Zamfir’s pan flute epics made the top 40 (one did in the UK IIRC), or a cut from Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music. Some have followed with nominations that are weird musically, others lyrically.
The strangest one that I can immediately think of is “Mmm mmm mmm mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies which peaked at #4 on the Billboard Hot 100 (cite). It’s certainly an usual ditty in the context of top 40 pop tunes.
Another one I just thought of, “Mother’s Little Helper” by the Stones- an upbeat ditty about recreational pill popping, featuring sitar as the lead instrument- at least I think it’s a sitar.
Hands down, 1972’s “My Ding-a-Ling” by Chuck Berry, his only #1 hit in the US. Yes, the man who wrote and performed such rock classics as “Johnny B. Goode”, “Roll over, Beethoven”, “Rock and Roll Music”, and “School Day”, scored his only #1 with an audience sing-along novelty that relies on the double entendre “playing with your own ding-a-ling”.
Second place: Sister Janet Mead’s 1973 rock-n-roll version of the Lord’s Prayer. #4 in the US, 3 million copies sold worldwide. Religious questions aside, you’d have to admit that’s unusual.