# Weirdness test **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 1999, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929 "1999-11-10T01:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/1 "1999-11-10T01:20:00Z")
This will make a really wide screen, but I only found this at Jeeves: [http://askjeeves.com/main/FinalAnswer.asp?qCategory=LAFF&Link=http%3A%2F%2Fdopey%2Etheglobe%2Ecom%2Ftainted%2Fweirdness%5Ftest%2Fweirdness%5Ftest%2Ehtml&Title=Weirdness+Test&Answer](http://askjeeves.com/main/FinalAnswer.asp?qCategory=LAFF&Link=http%3A%2F%2Fdopey%2Etheglobe%2Ecom%2Ftainted%2Fweirdness%5Ftest%2Fweirdness%5Ftest%2Ehtml&Title=Weirdness+Test&Answer) s=2&ajparam\_fillers=&ajparam\_qid=3303&site\_name=Jeeves&scope=web&ask=Am+I+a+weirdo%3F&origin=0 Go ahead and try it. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/2 "1999-11-10T01:29:00Z")
My score 34%. Of course, Americans will have trouble with some of it, but… ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/3 "1999-11-10T01:30:00Z")
39%. That puts me in the “fairly odd” category, two points shy of the “definitely a bit on the wild side” ranking. That actually sounds about right. Incidentally, if you leave all the default settings in, you score a 41%. * * * God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God Neitzsche is God. -Dead ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/4 "1999-11-10T01:37:00Z")
Oh god. 60%. And I got all the jokes. This is NOT a good sign. your humble TubaDiva ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/5 "1999-11-10T02:04:00Z")
slythe score 64% slythe slink off now slink slink slink slyther slink * * * They call me MISTER Wizard! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/6 "1999-11-10T02:24:00Z")
Yawn…hmmm, it’s after **8** , I guess I’ll go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/7 "1999-11-10T02:34:00Z")
Well, I got an **18**. A couple more points, and I can finally levitate the cat like I’ve always dreamed of doing… * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/8 "1999-11-10T02:41:00Z")
I seem to be in the lead so far with a 72%. Hmmm. It seems to me that the fact that I’m proud of this should be worth extra points… ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/9 "1999-11-10T02:54:00Z")
Well, I was the weirdest one in this thread for all of seven minutes. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. * * * God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God Neitzsche is God. -Dead ---
**Author:** ![Homer\_Green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19adc/32.png) [@Homer\_Green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer_Green)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/10 "1999-11-10T02:56:00Z")
I scored 28. I’ll do better next time. I swear. The questions were kinda funky. ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/11 "1999-11-10T02:57:00Z")
53 Whee deedly Dee! * * * Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/12 "1999-11-10T03:40:00Z")
24% trisha ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/13 "1999-11-10T04:02:00Z")
\34%\ This is what it said about me… > [@](#): > > You’re fairly odd. Your normal friends describe you as weird, and you take it as a compliment. You probably wear black, so as to make a point and slightly worry the people who still remember World War I. You are likely to be interested in strange things, but you never seem to manage to get to grips with them. The weird thing is that’s exactly how I act. * * * …and remember, duct tape fixes _all_ your problems, big and small. [Fun with HTML (tutoral) : The True Sequal](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Archives/Archive-000001/HTML/19991103-2-000302.html) [Give someone an FU](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000255.html) ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/14 "1999-11-10T04:20:00Z")
Only 25%, but actually, “fairly odd” is about right. Catrandom (eccentric) ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/15 "1999-11-10T04:26:00Z")
only 36% for me… * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/16 "1999-11-10T04:42:00Z")
29 and feeling fine. * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/17 "1999-11-10T05:32:00Z")
51% weird. For some odd reason I’m proud of that figure! * * * It is not true that life is one damn thing after another… it’s the same damn thing over and over. Edna St. Vincent Millay ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/18 "1999-11-10T06:01:00Z")
57%. I would’ve thought I’d be higher… * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. Semper Ubi Sub Ubi ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/19 "1999-11-10T13:19:00Z")
61%, and yes my parents are worried. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929/20 "1999-11-10T13:54:00Z")
Well, I only scored a 17%, which seems to leave me as the bastion of sanity on this thread. I will take up the role of public relations to give us an acceptable facade to the media while all of you continue to sacrifice chickens and speak in tongues. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/weirdness-test/10929.md?page=2)