# Welcome back, Nymysys!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 5, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282 "2001-07-05T02:18:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/1 "2001-07-05T02:18:53Z")

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Title says it all. Welcome back, **Nymy**!

I’ll say more later, but I wanted to give the **TM** a place to gush about your return.

Good to see you, love.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/2 "2001-07-05T02:33:42Z")

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I’ve missed you all.

Okay, well, most of you.

After the self-imposed sabbatical, I’ve come back to the boards with more clarity. More intelligence. More wit and wisdom.

More bullshit.

I could stay away no longer. Let the games begin, 'cause Nym’s back.

Shall we start a game of tag first, or work our way up slowly with some flirting?

Thanks, think. It would have been pitiful had I done this for myself. New thread masturbation of a sort.

😃

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/3 "2001-07-05T02:33:43Z")

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I would gush, but since the ‘incident’ and subsequent restraining order, I’m not allowed to gush in public any longer.  
I hope a simple nod of the head and approving smile will do.

So do you still have that pic of the Fee Fee Baptist Church?

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/4 "2001-07-05T02:34:53Z")

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Welcome back, baby!

I am, even as we speak, dragging my hot tub off the truck, setting it up on the deck and getting a bright idea…a bridal shower for you! Not ONE single person is allowed through the door unless they bring a present. I know, I know…I will throw a proper one for you later. In the meantime…you can’t get too many presents, now can you?

🙂

Much Love,

Cheri

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/5 "2001-07-05T02:39:48Z")

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Aw, crap! But I’m already here! Does that mean I have to leave and come back?

Hang on, on might have a good present on me somewhere.

I have some Juicy Fruit in my pocket. Hey, **Nym** ya want some Juicy Fruit? One sec, I’ll find a piece that’s in a wrapper and doesn’t have lint stuck to it…

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/6 "2001-07-05T02:55:51Z")

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Of course I would simul-post with Froggy.  
The Fee Fee Baptist church pic sits next to my bed. It’s one of my most treasured items.

So, Froggy. Found a replacement for me yet?  
Hugs to Cheri. I’ve missed you, sweetie.

Good to know that all of you didn’t forget me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/7 "2001-07-05T02:59:48Z")

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Nym!!! _smoooooooches_, hon!

So happy to see you back. I’ve _missed_ you! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/8 "2001-07-05T03:20:26Z")

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Ya know, **Nym** , I haven’t even _looked_ for a replacement. You went and got yourself spoken for, **wyldelf** is never around anymore, so I just gave up on the virtual wife thing after that. You and **elfie** were my favorites.

So you want this Juicy Fruit or what?

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/9 "2001-07-05T04:03:57Z")

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Welcome back **Nymysys** , we have missed ye.

How you doin?😃

[sub]well someone had to do it, it just woundn’t a nymysys thread without a little flirting[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/10 "2001-07-05T05:24:31Z")

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nymywho is back?  
Oh yeah. Her. That **TROLLOP**!

I’m so glad to see you! Never ever ever ever ever go away again. Do you promise?

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/11 "2001-07-05T06:33:43Z")

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Welcome back, Nym!

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/12 "2001-07-05T06:50:26Z")

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Welcome back. The board wasn’t the same without you.[sup]1[/sup]

[sup]1[/sup][sub]It’s true. I took before and after photographs, ran them through imaging software, drank some whiskey, spun around three time swhile holding my breath, and squinted really hard. The pictures were noticably different.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/13 "2001-07-05T08:11:58Z")

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Hi **Nym**! Your favorite former-jailbait missed you a great deal!

Now, whenever **dpr** isn’t around, I get to flirt with you! WOOOOO!

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/14 "2001-07-05T08:12:19Z")

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Just when the board was getting a little stale the very essence of magic is back!!!  
Welcome back baby. I know I’VE missed your presence here (must be the fiance thing) but I also know many others here have truly missed the acerbic wit and intelligent trashtalk that only you seem to be able to provide.

Gods I love you. You’re the one who… well just The One. But you already knew that.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/15 "2001-07-05T08:16:45Z")

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Damn, he’s around.

God, I wish I had that edit feature right about now…

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**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/16 "2001-07-05T08:55:45Z")

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Maybe nymysys wants to come to a Brisbane dopefest? Huh dpr? HUH?

Welcome back nym 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/17 "2001-07-05T17:56:29Z")

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Ok, how the FUCK did I miss this? **thinksnow** , you are officially on my bad list for not personally informing me of Ms. Nym’s return! 😉

**Nym!** So glad you’re back… in your absence, the posse has fallen to pieces and has been scattered to the four winds. Or something.

Seriously, it’s so good to see you back, babe. I missed you.

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**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/18 "2001-07-05T19:15:19Z")

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Welcome back Nym! Well, that’s all I have to say about that:)

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/19 "2001-07-05T20:52:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*Rasa \*\*  
> **thinksnow** , you are officially on my bad list for not personally informing me of Ms. Nym’s return!

Bu-b-but I did! Right [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76844)! Ms. **Rasa** , if I’ve been bad, you’ll just have to punish me accordingly in…[sub](checking calendar)[/sub]…[two weeks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1417040#post1417040).

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-back-nymysys/71282/20 "2001-07-06T00:18:36Z")

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welcome home. i’ve got your tiara right here, all sparkly.

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