# Welcome Gary Coleman

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491 "2002-12-04T18:25:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![lazymexicanamerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@lazymexicanamerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazymexicanamerican)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/1 "2002-12-04T18:25:10Z")

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A very special welcome to my pal Gary Coleman! Hmm wonder who this is… welcome him ya’ll

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**Author:** ![GaryColeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9dc877/32.png) [@GaryColeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryColeman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/2 "2002-12-04T18:26:44Z")

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hannah…you’re not mexican =/

dammit flood control sucks ass

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/3 "2002-12-04T18:27:19Z")

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THE Gary Coleman? As in “whatcha talkin’ 'bout Willis?”

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/4 "2002-12-04T18:28:57Z")

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nahhh…couldn’t be “him”, **Zev** … could it??

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/5 "2002-12-04T18:29:14Z")

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Tell me, Mr. **Coleman** –do you end _all_ your simple declaritive sentances with “dammit flood control sucks ass”?

Or are we feeling _special_ today? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![GaryColeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9dc877/32.png) [@GaryColeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryColeman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/6 "2002-12-04T18:32:22Z")

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i’m feeling special today 🙂 thanks for asking

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/7 "2002-12-04T18:42:08Z")

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What was the name of the “Son of the Beach” episode you were in in 2000?

🙂

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**Author:** ![GaryColeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9dc877/32.png) [@GaryColeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryColeman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-gary-coleman/140491/8 "2002-12-04T19:28:55Z")

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they don’t pay me enough to remember that shiznit!