# Welcome me! (or not)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 12, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293 "2002-12-12T18:43:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![LifeIllustrator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/958977/32.png) [@LifeIllustrator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeIllustrator)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/1 "2002-12-12T18:43:55Z")

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Hello everyone. I was concerned about introducing myself in a forum with the word mundane in it, but alas…

…and before you ask, I know not the meaning of life, nor do I have a shred of artistic ability, so I leave it to you to figure out the meaning of my name.

I am almost 30 years old.  
I am a male.  
I am married.  
My favorite forum is the Pit.

I have a sometimes extremely boring job that allows me to read not only everything posted at the Straight Dope, but everything posted on the entire internet.

I first found this place about a year ago, but only in the past month or so have I been an active lurker. I wanted to make a comment in a thread, so I finally signed up today.

Don’t count on me for any ground breaking threads, but mostly for a few wiseass comments, and a few additions to a current discussion here and there. 😛

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/2 "2002-12-12T18:46:13Z")

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Hey Mikey! He Likes It!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/3 "2002-12-12T18:49:36Z")

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Don’t underestimate the value of wiseass comments! Welcome to the party!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/4 "2002-12-12T18:52:18Z")

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I’ve always wondered why people lurk so much before they post. I know we’re supposed to lurk as a sort of courtesy rule, but since when do [lots of] people follow rules?

Almost every new post I see has the poster announcing their dutiful lurking beforehand. Surely if one is a decent enough human being they don’t need to lurk much, if at all in order to post within rules of courtesy.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/5 "2002-12-12T18:54:04Z")

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Do you work for Life Magazine? Anyway, welcome. And yeah, the Pit is really cool, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/6 "2002-12-12T18:54:37Z")

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I should add that my last statement refers mostly to usenet ‘newbies’. I don’t see the ‘Ive lurked for a while’ as often in the SDMB.

Ironic really - usenet is a ‘place’ you’d expect people to be _less_ curteous.

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**Author:** ![LifeIllustrator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/958977/32.png) [@LifeIllustrator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeIllustrator)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/7 "2002-12-12T18:56:53Z")

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I think people lurk to get a feel for a community they have stumbled upon. Usually it takes a little bit of lurkage before you decide it is a community you want to participate in, and take the effort (I know, what an effort!) to sign up a user name.

Or maybe that is just me.

Thanks for the welcomes.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/8 "2002-12-12T19:04:28Z")

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Forgot to welcome you.

Welcome to the boards.

P.s. I like your location.

Look at that! three exactly the same length sentences! And I didn’t even intend it that way.

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/9 "2002-12-12T19:12:59Z")

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welcoming you.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/10 "2002-12-12T19:13:09Z")

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::Hands **LifeIllustrator** a welcome basket filled with blueberry muffins, 2 rolls of orange life-savers and a gift certificate for a Hickory Farms Beefstick::

Welcome aboard!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/11 "2002-12-12T19:34:34Z")

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::swipes the blueberry muffins and shoves 'em in his mouth::

Wllcumb to th’ brrdsh, **LiffIllsttr**.

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**Author:** ![LifeIllustrator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/958977/32.png) [@LifeIllustrator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeIllustrator)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/12 "2002-12-12T19:36:16Z")

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Oooh, now I can get myself one of those 3 pound beefy beef sticks at Hickory Farms.

::Hands Kal a napkins::

show a little pride man, c’mon!

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/13 "2002-12-12T19:36:43Z")

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I choose. . .not

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/14 "2002-12-12T19:48:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LifeIllustrator \*  
> \*\*show a little pride man, c’mon! \*\*

I have no pride, just a murderous rage that is only lessened by bacon butties, Gypsy lovin’, talking 'bout wolverines and playing with my Speak and Spell.

Now, just give me those packets of life-savers and you can be on your way.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/15 "2002-12-12T20:31:46Z")

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I’m new as well. Didn’t lurk or anything, just jumped right in. I’m from Indianapolis, 28 years old, etc.

[http://www.geocities.com/christiebelle1972/](http://www.geocities.com/christiebelle1972/)

That’s our website, hosted by my friend CB. I’m the one with red hair and bangs. We like to party a lot, which is pretty obvious once you look at the pics.

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/16 "2002-12-12T21:00:23Z")

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Welcome **LifeIllustrator** and **Andygrrl**

I lurked for 6 months and came out of lurkerdom only after **Rico** figured it out and outted me…leaves me wondering what took him so long.

\<\<\<offers a warm hand of friendship

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/17 "2002-12-12T21:42:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LifeIllustrator \*  
> \*\*I think people lurk to get a feel for a community they have stumbled upon. Usually it takes a little bit of lurkage before you decide it is a community you want to participate in, and take the effort (I know, what an effort!) to sign up a user name.
> 
> Or maybe that is just me.
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> Thanks for the welcomes. \*\*

In my experience, on the SDMB (or anywhere probably) you only have to lurk for a day (spend the day reading the posts) to figure out weither it is a worthwhile community or not.

Don’t get me wrong LifeIllustrator - this is not a dig at you. People probalby enjoy reading only. And I have nothing against the act of lurking. It just surprises me how many people seem to do it, and how long they do it for.

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**Author:** ![Cusefan95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/65b543/32.png) [@Cusefan95](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cusefan95)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/18 "2002-12-12T22:47:21Z")

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Lobs, that is probably true. I knew after a couple of days I would eventually be posting here.

Hey Andy, don’t invade my introduction thread! 😉

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-me-or-not/142293/19 "2002-12-12T23:00:17Z")

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Welcome all of you from a real **old** -timer!

Enjoy your stay. Please clean up after yourself. We all need to help keep the place tidy in case the **Perfect Master** happens to drop in for a visit.

😉
