# Welcome my housemates to the SDMB!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-housemates-to-the-sdmb/83438>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-housemates-to-the-sdmb/83438 "2001-09-24T02:15:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-housemates-to-the-sdmb/83438/21 "2001-09-28T09:46:31Z")

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I warn you, we dopers get on at the oddest times.  
that said, WELCOME 😃

[sub]psst… you guys won’t mind accepting a… eh… favor for telling me a little… _something_ about 'Sprix, will you? hmm?[/sub] _starts rubbing up to them provocatively_

Yow! I’m going, i’m going!  
_dives off thread_

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**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-housemates-to-the-sdmb/83438/22 "2001-09-28T18:10:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ayesha \*  
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> Unless you have been revealing board secrets about the newbie hazing, sacrifices and goat sex again Esprix. 😛 \*\*

well, that explains why there’s a naked horny billy goat with a sacrificial dagger and a bottle of jack daniels out on my front lawn.

i’m new here, too, but welcome, JOhn and thomasm. this is a fun place with some really cool people!!

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**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-housemates-to-the-sdmb/83438/23 "2001-09-28T18:19:09Z")

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WELCOME…to the desert…of the real

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**Author:** ![jkusters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jkusters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkusters)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-housemates-to-the-sdmb/83438/24 "2001-09-29T00:35:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by zoogirl \*  
> \*\*You DO plan on spilling ALL of Esprix’s deepest, darkest, secrets, right?! \*\*

No, I plan to be _selling_ all of Esprix’s deepest, darkest secrets! 😃

-JOhn (capitalistic whore)

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