# Welcome my other kid to the Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417 "2006-03-07T19:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/1 "2006-03-07T19:39:51Z")
As some of you may know, my oldest daughter, **DarkButterfly** joined our happy little family. Now, it is time for you to welcome my middle daughter, **EtherealFreakOfPinkness**. Keep the goat locked up, guys, she’s only 14! ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/2 "2006-03-07T19:42:46Z")
in Canada, she’s legal so long as no pictures are taken ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/3 "2006-03-07T19:49:35Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > in Canada, she’s legal so long as no pictures are taken Oh yeah? Look at the location field, Bubba. We ain’t in Canada, we’re Murkins! And her daddy owns handguns! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/4 "2006-03-07T19:52:10Z")
Welcome **EtherealFreakOfPinkness** from the great white north. Come visit anytime 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/5 "2006-03-07T19:53:58Z")
Welcome from Dutch Dope-land to **DarkButterfly** and **EtherealFreakOfPinkness**! Both of you can break a few vases around here while you explore the place; your mom has a lot of street-cred in these parts. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/6 "2006-03-08T01:54:49Z")
Welcome, **EtherealFreakOfPinkness** and **DarkButterfly**! I guess I am sorta your [auntie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7070625&postcount=99), so, that makes **The Sausage Creature** your cousin. Well, sort of. 😃 Have fun kiddos! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/7 "2006-03-08T02:26:53Z")
Welcome! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/8 "2006-03-08T02:53:58Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Oh yeah? Look at the location field, Bubba. We ain’t in Canada, we’re Murkins! And her daddy owns handguns! 😃 Welcome, can we induce your happy little family to come up here for your next vacation ? Unfortunately, daddy will have to leave his guns at the border **Sunspace** , **Greenback** , do you think they will fall for it ? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/9 "2006-03-08T02:59:33Z")
Welcome, **EtherealFreakOfPinkness**! You guys know, you have a really cool mom, right? Hehehe, you have no privacy now, **norinew**. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/10 "2006-03-08T03:01:58Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Keep the goat locked up, guys, she’s only 14! Don’t worry, we’ll treat her with \*\*kid \*\*gloves. ---
**Author:** ![MessyPaint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@MessyPaint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MessyPaint)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/11 "2006-03-08T03:04:26Z")
> [@Suburban Plankton](#): > > Don’t worry, we’ll treat her with \*\*kid \*\*gloves. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/12 "2006-03-08T03:04:59Z")
Welcome, welcome **EtherealFreakOfPinkness** and **DarkButterfly**. It is good to have you here. I am sure we will be richer for your being here. ---
**Author:** ![ThreadPirateRoberts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@ThreadPirateRoberts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreadPirateRoberts)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/13 "2006-03-08T03:48:55Z")
I’m 18 though so bring on the goats and squids ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/14 "2006-03-08T05:04:48Z")
> [@DarkButterfly](#): > > I’m 18 though so bring on the goats and squids Oh dear. And she was such a _promising_ poster too. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/15 "2006-03-08T05:07:40Z")
_waves_ Welcome EtherealFreakOfPinkness and DarkButterfly! Geez Mom, does this mean I have to be some sort of role model now? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/16 "2006-03-08T05:07:43Z")
**Norinew** : Soon we will know all there is to know. The children? They talk…heh ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/17 "2006-03-08T11:24:27Z")
> [@detop](#): > > Welcome, can we induce your happy little family to come up here for your next vacation ? Unfortunately, daddy will have to leave his guns at the border **Sunspace** , **Greenback** , do you think they will fall for it ? They’ll keep his guns at the border, but his SuperPowers follow him wherever he goes. So hah! 😛 > [@SuburbanPlankton](#): > > Don’t worry, we’ll treat her with kid gloves. I heard that! > [@DarkButterfly](#): > > I’m 18 though so bring on the goats and squids And take pictures, too. But for Og’s sake, don’t show 'em to me! Talk about squicky! :eek: > [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > Geez Mom, does this mean I have to be some sort of role model now? Yes, dear, it does. Now go tuck in your shirt and comb your hair. > [@Mr. Bus Guy](#): > > Norinew: Soon we will know all there is to know. The children? They talk…heh Yeah, but I know at least as much about them as they know about me, so that oughta keep them in line. For instance, did you ever hear about the time **DarkButterfly** said to her best friend. . .(to be continued later, _if necessary_) ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/18 "2006-03-08T12:42:23Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > They’ll keep his guns at the border, but his SuperPowers follow him wherever he goes. So hah! 😛 Drat ! Fowled again ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/19 "2006-03-08T13:00:04Z")
> [@DarkButterfly](#): > > I’m 18 though so bring on the goats and squids i was just about to give you your first “how you doin?”… …and then… i did. so, i suppose, to make it official… how you doin? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/20 "2006-03-08T13:01:10Z")
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