# Welcome my other kid to the Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417 "2006-03-07T19:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/21 "2006-03-08T13:20:37Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > _waves_ Welcome EtherealFreakOfPinkness and DarkButterfly! > Geez Mom, does this mean I have to be some sort of role model now? :: points to **The Sausage Creature** :: real, live Honors Student right there! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/22 "2006-03-08T13:22:55Z")
The Next Generation of Dopers! Doper 2.1 (Doper 1.0 will go down in history as The Great Ones Who Dared To Ask Questions, Kick Butt and Avoid Work All Day. Our names will be spoken in hushed tones 100 years from now.) Wooooooo! Welcome Welcome Welcome! Your SDMB Secret Handbook, Fez and BS detector in the mail Just send your Aunt Shirley $19.95. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/23 "2006-03-08T13:27:02Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > They’ll keep his guns at the border, but his SuperPowers follow him wherever he goes. So hah! 😛 Of course you realise that, while in Canada, all visiting posessors of superpowers must register them with the Superhuman Resources Directorate of Agricultire Canada and, if in Quebec, with _La régie des superhéros et pouvoirs surhumains_… ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/24 "2006-03-08T13:40:01Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Of course you realise that, while in Canada, all visiting posessors of superpowers must register them with the Superhuman Resources Directorate of Agricultire Canada and, if in Quebec, with _La régie des superhéros et pouvoirs surhumains_… You can make him register, but you’ll never make him hand them over. _Never_! Bwahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/25 "2006-03-08T14:11:13Z")
Hello **EtherealFreakOfPinkness**. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/26 "2006-03-08T15:09:20Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > You can make him register, but you’ll never make him hand them over. _Never_! Bwahahahaha! Oh, we’re quite aware that they may not be capable of being handed over. We just want to… know where they are. ---
**Author:** ![ThreadPirateRoberts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@ThreadPirateRoberts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreadPirateRoberts)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/27 "2006-03-08T15:14:21Z")
hey **norinew** they know enough about me on here that I should be able to tell a _few_ stories can’t I ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/28 "2006-03-08T15:28:06Z")
Stories! Stories! Welcome **EtherealPinkofFreakness** (wait that didn’t come out right, did it?)! Hey, is this the most thoroughly endoped family we’ve got? Lots of spouse-spouse combos (married and otherwise) and quite a few parent-child duets. Any foursomes? Of either type :D? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/29 "2006-03-08T16:24:23Z")
Interesting that this thread is devoted to the arrival of **EtherealFreakOfPinkness** , but she has yet to post in it, while **DarkButterfly** has already made an appearance even after announcing her own enrollment elsewhere in this forum. A clue to their respective personalities, perhaps? Anyway, welcome to both of you two older daughters of **norinew** , and an advance greeting to the youngest. How long before she’s eligible to post here? ---
**Author:** ![EtherealFreakOfPinkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a4c791/32.png) [@EtherealFreakOfPinkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EtherealFreakOfPinkness)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/30 "2006-03-08T18:02:45Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Interesting that this thread is devoted to the arrival of **EtherealFreakOfPinkness** , but she has yet to post in it, while **DarkButterfly** has already made an appearance even after announcing her own enrollment elsewhere in this forum. A clue to their respective personalities, perhaps? > > Anyway, welcome to both of you two older daughters of **norinew** , and an advance greeting to the youngest. How long before she’s eligible to post here? Alright alright, i’m posting…happy now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EtherealFreakOfPinkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a4c791/32.png) [@EtherealFreakOfPinkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EtherealFreakOfPinkness)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/31 "2006-03-08T18:04:54Z")
> [@DarkButterfly](#): > > I’m 18 though so bring on the goats and squids Amanda person! _glomps_ ---
**Author:** ![ThreadPirateRoberts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@ThreadPirateRoberts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreadPirateRoberts)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/32 "2006-03-08T18:15:47Z")
**EtherealFreakOfPinkness** not many people on here know my _real_ name so we aren’t gonna use it now are we _wink wink nudge nudge_ ---
**Author:** ![EtherealFreakOfPinkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a4c791/32.png) [@EtherealFreakOfPinkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EtherealFreakOfPinkness)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/33 "2006-03-09T06:08:59Z")
> [@DarkButterfly](#): > > **EtherealFreakOfPinkness** not many people on here know my _real_ name so we aren’t gonna use it now are we _wink wink nudge nudge_ Fine, have it your way. Butterfly person! _glomps_ ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417/34 "2006-03-09T10:44:21Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Anyway, welcome to both of you two older daughters of norinew, and an advance greeting to the youngest. How long before she’s eligible to post here? Well, the youngest is only six, so it’ll be a while before you see her around. The good news is, she’s already a seasoned attendee of Dopefests, and already has a ‘username’; all she needs now is seven more birthdays. 😉 > [@DarkButterfly](#): > > EtherealFreakOfPinkness not many people on here know my real name so we aren’t gonna use it now are we _wink wink nudge nudge_ I don’t know how upset you can get with her for that, seeing as how you yourself signed your very first post here (over in ATMB) with your RL name. Duh. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-other-kid-to-the-dope/347417.md?page=1)