# Welcome MY SO to the board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865 "2001-07-01T19:42:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/1 "2001-07-01T19:42:09Z")
Hey dopers. After spending time in Dallas with the dopers, my SO came home and decided to join. So I want you all to make him feel welcome, **please** **Balance** he liked the name you chose, but came up with his own. He chose **FreudianSlip** So there you have his handle, come on in and party with us. To your left you will find the food table, and to your right the open bar. Havent started a thread before so bear with me,please. Let the party begin!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/2 "2001-07-01T20:03:04Z")
Welcome, **FreudianSlip**. Glad you decided to join us. How was the orgy last night? :::grabs a beer and wanders off::: Jim ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/3 "2001-07-01T20:20:40Z")
Welcome aboard! ---
**Author:** ![Hooteewho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@Hooteewho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hooteewho)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/4 "2001-07-01T20:24:28Z")
Freud and Maiden it was a pleasure to meet you both. I was well behaved yesterday, because I was being shy in the presence of yall and Zyada’s mom. The next time we get together I will be a free woman, and less inhibited! 😉 How was the orgy and did you tell antique man hello??? ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/5 "2001-07-01T20:31:30Z")
Welcome, potential slave. Maiden, is he tame? 😃 Elly ---
**Author:** ![FreudianSlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@FreudianSlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreudianSlip)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/6 "2001-07-01T22:02:34Z")
It’s good to be here. Looking forward to all the strangeness and other surreal conversations. Don’t have much tome to talk now, being at work and all, but I’ll be sure to stick my nose in where it doesn’t belong as often as possible. As for the “orgy”, **maidenunicorn** and I decided to just come home and spend some time together alone. Maybe we will go to the next one in Houston or something. 😛 Talk to you all again soon… ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/7 "2001-07-01T22:24:07Z")
Welcome, **FreudianSlip!** Hope you enjoy your stay! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/8 "2001-07-01T22:31:06Z")
**FreudianSlip** , Wa’s the dilly, yo? Hey man, if you want I can set you up with a new grill, ‘cause you gots to be blingin’ hard up in here to make an impression. I’ll peep you later, though, ‘cause right now I needz to tend to my ho’s, lest they be gittin’ uppity an’ shit. Later, foo’. I am a donkey. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/9 "2001-07-01T22:31:26Z")
[Bill Hicks] It’s a newbie! Get 'em! We’ll kill him and pee on him! [/Bill Hicks] Um… welcome aboard to the board of the bored. [sub]hi. I’m Merc[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/10 "2001-07-01T22:33:05Z")
You didn’t go to the orgy?! Dang it! You were supposed to go and report back _everything_ to me later. Welcome to the boards Freud? Slip? I look forward to checking out your posts. ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/11 "2001-07-01T22:52:31Z")
**Grace** sorry we didnt go to orgy. decided to come home instead. Maybe the next one we go to, some of you can join us. (laughing out loud) anyway. thanks for welcoming \*\* Freud \*\* **BTW** Grace and Hootie, Freud thought you were cuties. dont tell him I told you , ok?😃 ---
**Author:** ![FreudianSlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@FreudianSlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreudianSlip)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/12 "2001-07-01T23:17:49Z")
Uh-oh… have I already been busted for talking in my sleep or something? Did I actually say that **grace** and **hootie** were cute? It must have been my subconscious talking there. Time for more regressive dream analysis I think. “So tell me what you think about your mother…” ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/13 "2001-07-01T23:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreudianSlip \* > \*\*Did I actually say that **grace** and **hootie** were cute? > > “So tell me what you think about your mother…” > \*\* So you’re saying we aren’t cute? Or, are you saying we remind you of your mother? Either way, it doesn’t look good. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/14 "2001-07-01T23:33:26Z")
Welcome to the board. [sub]Be the second person to have “Welcomed to the SDMB by Gunslinger” in your sig![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![FreudianSlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@FreudianSlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreudianSlip)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/15 "2001-07-01T23:38:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grace \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by FreudianSlip \* > > \*\*Did I actually say that **grace** and **hootie** were cute? > > > > “So tell me what you think about your mother…” > > \*\* > > So you’re saying we aren’t cute? Or, are you saying we remind you of your mother? Either way, it doesn’t look good. \*\* Now did I mention that my mother was once a beauty queen? Oh… I guess I didn’t… probably because she wasn’t. Now this is exactly the type of conversation that made me choose this name. I knew I’d manage to dig myself a deep hole in just a matter of a few posts. So, while I’m down here, will someone please toss me down a cold one? ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/16 "2001-07-01T23:46:01Z")
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME! It seems you’ll fit right in. I am still trying to get off the edge of this board (no, I am not thinking of jumping), but this edge is getting pretty cozy. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/17 "2001-07-02T00:05:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreudianSlip \* > \*\*I knew I’d manage to dig myself a deep hole in just a matter of a few posts. So, while I’m down here, will someone please toss me down a cold one? \*\* 😃😉 Just yanking your chain Freud. I’ll buy you a cold one next time y’all are up here visiting. ---
**Author:** ![FreudianSlip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@FreudianSlip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreudianSlip)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/18 "2001-07-02T00:15:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grace \* > > Just yanking your chain Freud. I’ll buy you a cold one next time y’all are up here visiting. \*\* Sounds good, as long as it’s only my chain you are going to try to yank. **maidenunicorn** might not like it if you tried anything else. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/19 "2001-07-02T01:35:20Z")
I could always try when she’s in the pool in her new swimsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865/20 "2001-07-02T01:45:34Z")
Welcome FreudianSlip! Don’t worry, you’ll fit right in! MaidenUnicorn - can I bring some of this extra food to your party? I have tortilla chips and potato chips and lots of salsa and a whole bunch of grated cheese, I can whip up some nachos in about two minutes! I also have extra beer and soda pop! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-my-so-to-the-board/70865.md?page=2)