# Welcome, New Teenaged Dopers! Don't make me kill you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 19, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073 "2001-07-19T17:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/102 "2001-07-31T23:44:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kabbes \* > **Come on folks - one of you must be harbouring a secret loathing for us all. Speak your mind!** Hang on. Let me mix some meds and I’ll be back here and flippin’ out in about an hour. And why the hell doesn’t anyone stalk me?! I’ve _never_ had a stalker here! Why don’t I get a stalker? I think I’m worthy. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/103 "2001-07-31T23:55:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > And why the hell doesn’t anyone stalk me?! I’ve _never_ had a stalker here! Why don’t I get a stalker? I think I’m worthy. :mad: It’s that whole mood jacket thing, **Crunchy Frog**. . . I mean, come on . . . who could develop stalkerish feelings for someone who wore something like THAT to a wedding? [sub]Half of you, maybe, will get that. Half of you will be utterly lost. Heehee:)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/104 "2001-08-01T00:13:34Z")
I didn’t wear the mood jacket to a wedding. [sub]It was the reception.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/105 "2001-08-01T01:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*I didn’t wear the mood jacket to a wedding. > > [sub]It was the reception.[/sub] \*\* ::shakes head:: Crunchy, Crunchy, Crunchy… Anyways, I _would_ stalk you, really, if it weren’t for the fact that I’m stalking someone already. But who knows, one day maybe I’ll get bored of **Jester** (no offense to him of course :)), and I’ll move on to you. A stalkee always needs someone… So next time you see something move in the dark corner, it might just be me getting ready to pounce on your ass. 😃 [sub]Or just assault you for your autograph[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/106 "2001-08-01T01:13:58Z")
**Lady Juliet** , if only you knew the jacket we were talking about. You’d know I’d never catch movement in the dark out of the corner of my eye - the jacket has blinded me, that’s why I wear sunglasses in the picture. 😉 And before anyone is tempted to do a search and find the pic of me in that tux - If you really want to see it, email me. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/107 "2001-08-01T01:17:40Z")
Damn, I’ve seen the aforementioned jacket. I feel like I belong or something. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/108 "2001-08-01T01:18:57Z")
I saw the mood jacket. The doctors are hopeful my retinas will heal. 🙂 [sub]Maybe that explains why you’re blind to the glory that is the Chicago Cubs.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/109 "2001-08-01T01:25:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*I saw the mood jacket. > > The doctors are hopeful my retinas will heal. 🙂 > > [sub]Maybe that explains why you’re blind to the glory that is the Chicago Cubs.[/sub] \*\* That’s right, whisper about the so-called “glory” of the Cubs. That way when they choke on their own ineptitude, you won’t look as misguided and gullible as those who are shouting it from the rooftops. 😉 And now back to our regularly scheduled thread, as it appears I have been sucked into _another_ hijack. (How do I always get wrapped in these? I try to behave, really I do.) Hey, newbies - don’t fuck up and stuff, heed **Jester’s** OP. There, now the thread is back on track. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/110 "2001-08-01T01:59:08Z")
::Trying to comprehend Crunchy behaving himself. Blood starting to leak out of ear:: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/111 "2001-08-01T02:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* I try to behave, really I do._\* _cough_ _snicker_ _smothered giggle_ BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! _starts crying from laughing too hard_ _rolls on floor uncontrollably_ Whew! You are a _funny_ man, Mr. Frog. Very funny. That’s a good one. _wipes tears from eyes_ I haven’t heard one like that in years! Right up there with Scylla duct taping his daughter to a doorframe. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/112 "2001-08-01T02:47:19Z")
There, you see? I tried to get the thread on track only to have my character challenged in the two following posts! It’s a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy! Now where did I put my tin-foil hat… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/113 "2001-08-01T02:58:26Z")
Check in your closet by the mood jacket. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/114 "2001-08-01T03:08:40Z")
Oh, let it go Crunchy. It’s high time that newbies learned what an alarming rate of hijacking there is around here, and what better place to teach them than in an educational thread? [sub]Okay, I confess. I’m just glad to finally have one-up on **Crunchy Frog**. No stalkers for you, Budro.[/sub]😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/115 "2001-08-01T03:28:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Okay, I confess. I’m just glad to finally have one-up on **Crunchy Frog**. No stalkers for you, Budro.😃 \*\* Budro? Dammit. I must now have stalkers. If only to one-up **Jesters** one-upmanship of me. Ok, all you ladies who are looking for someone to stalk, just keep in mind I have money and I’m willing to spend it freely. Unfortunately, that short list just about runs the gamut of my good qualities. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/116 "2001-08-01T03:33:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Budro? It’s from “Grosse Point Blank”. Bill Murray’s character had a dog named Budro, and while chasing John Cusak yells “Budro’s comin for you!” and proceeds to bark. My friends and I have taken to calling each other Budro for some reason. It just fits. And don’t you try to warp my thread to your own twisted ends. You want stalkers, go start another thread about your balls. But if you keep tryin here, I might just have to teach the kiddies what a good ol’ fashioned SDMB ass-whuppin looks like. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/117 "2001-08-01T03:36:15Z")
Did I say Bill Murray? Cause what I MEANT to say was Dan Ackroyd. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/118 "2001-08-01T03:42:51Z")
::Considers stalking **Crunchy Frog**. Snaps out of it when she remember his taste in wedding apparel and baseball teams:: Sorry, can’t stalk a Cards fan. Even I have SOME limits. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/119 "2001-08-01T03:44:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*You want stalkers, go start another thread about your balls. But if you keep tryin here, I might just have to teach the kiddies what a good ol’ fashioned SDMB ass-whuppin looks like. \*\* Ya know, it’s just that sort of challange that prompted me to actually wear the mood jacket in public. [Beavis as Cornholio] Are you threatening me? [/Beavis] Besides, I don’t think I can start another thread about my balls. We’ve been asked to be a little more considerate in MPSIMS. I definitely think more discussion of my balls would be crossing that line. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/120 "2001-08-01T05:14:17Z")
I would stalk you, **Crunchy** , if you had a mood jacket for _me_. ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/121 "2001-08-01T16:30:20Z")
I’ve been lurking here for weeks and making the odd post here or there, although I’m sure no one has noticed. Has anyone noticed me committing the transgressions mentioned by Jester in the OP? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073.md?page=7)