# Welcome, New Teenaged Dopers! Don't make me kill you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 19, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073 "2001-07-19T17:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/142 "2001-08-02T04:39:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*::Punches a fan:: > That better Crunchy? \*\* I hardly think an incident which occurs off the playing field after losing a World Series game counts as a bonehead play. Silly me though, for fogetting that’s your 2nd most favorite Cardinal moment to tease me about. At least that play occurred after the Cards had won a pennant sometime in the last 90 years. ---
**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/143 "2001-08-02T04:55:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*Here’s another tip for teenage Dopers (having been one until a month and six days ago): If you want to participate in Great Debates, try to avoid suffering from the delusion that your spoutings encompass the end-all, be-all word on the subject… especially if you’re just cutting and pasting from your favorite pseudo-political “Dude, I’m into ISSUES an’ stuff” website. > > Additionally, if someone refers you to past threads on the subject, it’s a good idea to actually look into it. You’re not going to have much credibility if you keep rehashing arguments that have been debunked more times than Madonna’s been laid. \*\* Spoof? You’re a…mere kid of 20? I had _no_ idea! I guess it’s true: on the internet, no one knows you’re a dog. (Not that you’re a dog!) (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/144 "2001-08-02T11:44:02Z")
Damn. I’m fresh out of Cards insults. I’ll accept my punishment now. ---
**Author:** ![Mort\_Furd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mort\_Furd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mort_Furd)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/145 "2001-08-02T21:31:44Z")
Say, Crunchy. Do you have license to carry that non-concealed lethal weapon? You know, I had no idea that I could touch type so well. It is gonna be a bitch clicking “submit” without eyesight, though. Now, where did the mouse get off to? ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/146 "2001-08-04T19:05:22Z")
Damn, what a shame I was gone this week and missed all the fun. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/147 "2001-08-05T00:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > ::Clicks heels three times:: > > There’s no place like Wrigley Field. There’s no place like Wrigley Field… For which the Phillies, Cardinals, Braves, Dodgers, Reds, Pirates, Mets, Giants, Astros, and Padres are eternally grateful. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/148 "2001-08-05T05:29:49Z")
I just want to point out that **ARose** and I are two entirely different people. Nice jacket. When did Vince Coleman play for the Arizona Cardinals? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073/149 "2001-08-05T20:21:11Z")
[1985-1990](http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Vince+Coleman%22+Cardinals), AlbertRose. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-new-teenaged-dopers-dont-make-me-kill-you/73073.md?page=7)