# Welcome our new administrator Marley23

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [September 7, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456 "2011-09-07T02:01:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/21 "2011-09-07T03:54:42Z")

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Congrats **Marley**!

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/22 "2011-09-07T03:58:30Z")

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It’s about time. Sheesh, what took them so long?🙂

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/23 "2011-09-07T04:03:26Z")

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I truly cannot believe the ridiculous and imbecilic chain of events; absurdity upon absurdity.

And now this.

The whole place is doomed. Why don’t you brown nosers wake up and see this?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/24 "2011-09-07T04:05:58Z")

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Moderator, Administrator … next step, Terminator?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/25 "2011-09-07T04:07:19Z")

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I had to steal that one, **Siam Sam**.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/26 "2011-09-07T04:10:03Z")

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Don’t taze me, Bro!

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**Author:** ![keeganst94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@keeganst94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keeganst94)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/27 "2011-09-07T04:11:27Z")

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I am incredibly disappointed in all of our moderator overlords. Nearly an hour, and a post by a (new) moderator, and none of you have redacted or edited this:

> [@](#):
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> Administrate this! _Comically obscene gesture_

For shame, sirs.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/28 "2011-09-07T04:13:35Z")

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Thanks to some of these admin control panel options, I’ll be dealing with **An Gadaí** while he sleeps. No fuss, no muss.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/29 "2011-09-07T04:15:58Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Thanks to some of these admin control panel options, I’ll be dealing with **An Gadaí** while he sleeps. No fuss, no muss.

Ha, I don’t sleep. Shazam!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/30 "2011-09-07T04:16:50Z")

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Then it has already begun. 😃

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/31 "2011-09-07T04:20:03Z")

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Couldn’t have happened to a better mod.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/32 "2011-09-07T04:20:57Z")

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Can we see your new hat? Can I touch the feather?

Can I have the old one?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/33 "2011-09-07T04:22:33Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> I truly cannot believe the ridiculous and imbecilic chain of events; absurdity upon absurdity.
> 
> And now this.
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> The whole place is doomed. Why don’t you brown nosers wake up and see this?

Should I go out on the veranda, since you’re already up on the cross?

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/34 "2011-09-07T04:24:30Z")

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This whole thing is absurd. And to see the support.  
All I can say, am really disappointed.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/35 "2011-09-07T04:26:02Z")

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It’ll all end in tears etc. etc. etc.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/36 "2011-09-07T04:36:53Z")

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> [@the lone cashew](#):
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> This whole thing is absurd. And to see the support.  
> All I can say, am really disappointed.

Awwwww…poor little fellow. Have some cake!

**Depression Cake**  
_Ingredients_

3 cups all-purpose flour  
2 cups white sugar  
2 cups raisins  
2 tsp. ground cinnamon  
2 tsp. ground nutmeg  
1 tsp. ground cardamon  
1 tsp. ground clove  
1 teaspoon baking soda  
1 cup vegetable shortening

_Directions_

Preheat oven to 350 F.

Mix 2 cups of water, shortening, raisins, spices, and sugar in a medium sauce pan. Simmer for 15 minutes then set aside to cool. Remove form heat and let stand until cool. When cool blend in the baking soda and flour. Fill a greased medium baking pan (about 12x10 inches). Bake for 45 minutes, then check to see that a toothpick comes out clean when stuck into the cake.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/37 "2011-09-07T04:45:43Z")

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Probably the mod best able to keep his head in hairy situations. Not a bad choice.

So, if you don’t mind me asking, what can you really do that you couldn’t do before?

(We all know you had all those powers before, silly. We were on to you…)

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/38 "2011-09-07T04:50:14Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Moderator, Administrator … next step, Terminator?

{Bad Schwarzenegger}He’ll be back{Bad Schwarzenegger}

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**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/39 "2011-09-07T04:55:06Z")

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Aw, a cute recipe, very cute.  
A total handbasket; the place has become.

If anything goes wrong, at least Czarcasm is off the hook now.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-our-new-administrator-marley23/595456/40 "2011-09-07T04:59:40Z")

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I assumed you were being sarcastic for those first couple of posts, **the lone cashew** , but apparently you really have an issue with this. I’m not sure what you think this change means, but it’s not a promotion. I don’t have more power in mod discussions or what have you. It means I’ll be doing a little extra work.

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