# Welcome to a new Doper, Cattitude!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-a-new-doper-cattitude/399234>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-a-new-doper-cattitude/399234 "2007-04-09T00:02:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-a-new-doper-cattitude/399234/41 "2007-04-10T20:42:12Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> EddyTeddyFreddy is a Definition #3 madam, although not (as far as I know) a Definition #5 one.

Well she does have a cat house. 😉

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-a-new-doper-cattitude/399234/42 "2007-04-11T03:50:33Z")

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Hey, **Sternvogel** , long time no see!  
Although that’s not _your_ fault; 'tis me  
Who’s been otherwhere  
Missing your debonair  
Contributions to glad Dopery.  
More limericks later… More dopers to versify… More… more…

Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

But not tonight, dear, I have a –

What’s that about TMI, huh?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-a-new-doper-cattitude/399234/43 "2007-04-11T13:32:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Monstre]

Disclaimer: Any yetis mentioned in this poem are fictional works of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual **Monstres** , living or dead, is entirely coincidental.  
[/QUOTE]

Don’t be shy, **Monstre** , tell us the truth  
All about your cute yeti named Ruth  
All the tricks she can do  
How she snuggles with you  
And her odd predilection: vermouth.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-a-new-doper-cattitude/399234/44 "2007-04-11T21:08:34Z")

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Well, I’ve been exasperatedly sighin’  
Sitting here and valiantly tryin’  
To post – now I’ve got a  
Chance to greet [**LittleLotta**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)[li](http://home.att.net/~thft/lotta.htm) [/li]And – [Hardy Har Har!](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=FU8232) – [**LippyTheLion**!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

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