# Welcome to dumpsville... Population: YOU

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-dumpsville-population-you/11185>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 16, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-dumpsville-population-you/11185 "1999-11-16T21:18:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-dumpsville-population-you/11185/21 "1999-11-18T01:52:00Z")

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proof reading is a bitch, maybe I should do it more often…

“You’re not your type” was supposed to be  
“You’re not **my** type”

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“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes  
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**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-dumpsville-population-you/11185/22 "1999-11-19T06:56:00Z")

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I learned how mercenary women consultants are both firsthand and from my best friend; He’d been dating the woman for about 8 months, and she delivered the breakup bomb at his big New Year’s party at his new house.

Unfortunately, she had to repeat herself the next day because he had drunk so much afterwards that he’d failed to recall that she had broken up with him.

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“It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive”  
Bruce Springsteen

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