# Welcome To "Haunt Your Fricking Nightmares" Playground!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 17, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216 "2008-06-17T16:00:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216/1 "2008-06-17T16:00:58Z")

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Hmmm…wonder why The Littlest Briston avoids climbing on [Mr. Froggie](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Misc&mode=&start=30&pic=Misc057.JPG&picindex=56) when she goes to the local playground?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216/2 "2008-06-17T16:06:29Z")

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I suspect the creator of Mr Froggie’s leaking-vitreous-humor-eye has been taking lessons from the horror that is [the Communist playground](http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/02/nightmare-playgrounds.html).

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216/3 "2008-06-17T16:18:50Z")

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Someone’s been riding Mr Froggie so hard, it made him cry.

Or they’ve been enjoying it so much, it made him cry.

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**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216/4 "2008-06-17T16:23:19Z")

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I propose a change to the “you make the baby Jesus cry.”

How’s “you make Mr. Froggie cry” sound?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-haunt-your-fricking-nightmares-playground/453216/5 "2008-06-17T17:13:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Swampwolf]  
I propose a change to the “you make the baby Jesus cry.”

How’s “you make Mr. Froggie cry” sound?  
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[You Mean Like This?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baWZ0MXT9jk)😃