# Welcome to my friend, tws3334 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2000, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822 "2000-08-26T10:40:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/1 "2000-08-26T10:40:12Z")
Be nice, guys, she’s new, she’s nice, and I led her here, God forgive me. Welcome, tws. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/2 "2000-08-26T11:00:35Z")
Hi tws3334! Welcome to the boards! Look forward to seeing your posts. ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/3 "2000-08-26T11:41:18Z")
Welcome aboard tws. I hope you enjoy yourself here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/4 "2000-08-26T12:04:33Z")
Any friend of TroubleAgain is a friend of mine! (Though whatever may have been said about me, I categorically deny) ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/5 "2000-08-26T12:28:10Z")
Welcome tws3334. Enjoy yourself. TA, this isn’t another Florida doper, is it? ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/6 "2000-08-26T12:49:56Z")
Welcome aboard! A word of advice. If you are planning to hang around MPSIMS, you better learn the jargon, and develop a broad mind. Start with a bit of research on felching 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/7 "2000-08-26T14:15:14Z")
GolfWidow, yes, she works with me. DVous Means…don’t go startin’ that stuff. tws, DON’T ASK! (ask me privately, if you must…) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/8 "2000-08-26T15:07:16Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/9 "2000-08-26T19:54:01Z")
Welcome to the board, tws! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/10 "2000-08-26T19:59:04Z")
So, tws3334, how U doin’? Don’t ask about felching, munging (or monging, or whatever it is, I don’t care) or squicking. Don’t start a thread with only smilies for ChiefScott. Per Alphagene’s instruction, don’t post until you have 50 posts. Y’know, it’d be nice if the person being introduced shows up within the first ten posts or so. Not that I’m complaining . . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/11 "2000-08-27T03:36:52Z")
Nice ta meetcha, **tws3334**. **iampunha** said: > [@](#): > > Per Alphagene’s instruction, don’t post until you have 50 posts. If _that_bit of advice doesn’t phase her, nothing will. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/12 "2000-08-27T04:10:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Y’know, it’d be nice if the person being introduced shows up within the first ten posts or so. Not that I’m complaining . . . > \*\* My fault, guys. I probably should have waited to post the welcome thread until Monday. She went home 7:30 am Saturday. And she has an actual life, with actual kids. (I just can’t comprehend…) So she probably won’t post again until Monday night. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/13 "2000-08-27T13:08:39Z")
Welcome, welcome, welcome!! Any friend of TroubleAgain is a…uh, stranger to me until you start posting. See you on Monday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tws3334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@tws3334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tws3334)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-my-friend-tws3334/30822/14 "2000-08-29T05:23:15Z")
Thank you very much for such a warm welcome. Looking forward to interacting with everyone. TroubleAgain is a co-worker and introduced me to the message board and I really find it interesting. Hope to talk with all of you very soon. 🆒