# Welcome to our newest member, Joe troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/1 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")
10 … 9 … 8 … (I never got to do a countdown before.) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/2 "2003-10-13T04:28:33Z")
Can I do 7? Please let me do 7!!! ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/3 "2003-10-13T04:28:46Z")
We interrupt this important countdown to bring you the latest news of our important military victories in Iraq, and the success that we have had introducing democracy into that primitive society which hasno culture or history. My fellow Americans, I am humbled by the one brief moment you have permitted me. 7 … 6 … ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/4 "2003-10-13T04:30:17Z")
5!!! Did I miss it? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/5 "2003-10-13T04:32:33Z")
**ETF** , if you had just waited one more number, that would be my new sig line! Some people on here call me **6** … ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/6 "2003-10-13T04:34:58Z")
Well if 6 turned out to be 9, I won’t mind, I won’t mind. 4, or not 4? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/7 "2003-10-13T04:36:29Z")
3 be? Or not. 2 be? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/8 "2003-10-13T04:39:25Z")
One, and…? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/9 "2003-10-13T04:39:56Z")
2? 1? What are we counting down towards? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/10 "2003-10-13T04:44:21Z")
Nothing, apparently. (God I hope I’m the first to say that!) ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/11 "2003-10-13T06:01:58Z")
Joe was a reg created by me to test out some stuff. In retrospect I should have chosen a name that wouldn’t make all the mods try to ban me. 😃 I’ll go ban myself now. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/12 "2003-10-13T06:33:57Z")
Sweet! An Admin is busted! ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/13 "2003-10-13T07:04:08Z")
Link? ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/14 "2003-10-13T07:11:16Z")
Happy New Year! Huh? Oh. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/15 "2003-10-13T07:53:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > Joe was a reg created by me to test out some stuff. In retrospect I should have chosen a name that wouldn’t make all the mods try to ban me. 😃 I’ll go ban myself now. That’s one small step for [a] sock, one giant leap for sockkind. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/16 "2003-10-13T07:55:42Z")
Er, in case anyone is up drinking or otherwise not in full control of their mental faculties, let me add this to my previous post: ;):D:):o ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/17 "2003-10-13T08:05:13Z")
2! I assume we’re going back up now… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/18 "2003-10-13T08:22:37Z")
25 or 6 to 4! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/19 "2003-10-13T09:23:26Z")
3.14 ---
**Author:** ![Spooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/20 "2003-10-13T09:37:11Z")
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