# Welcome to our newest member, Joe troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/21 "2003-10-13T09:39:20Z")
You are Number Six. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/22 "2003-10-13T12:38:05Z")
I am not a number, I am a free person! (Crowd: Hahahahaha!) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/23 "2003-10-13T13:03:57Z")
I’ll have Seven of Nine, please. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/24 "2003-10-13T13:12:00Z")
1 is the loneliest number… ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/25 "2003-10-13T13:16:06Z")
2 can be as bad as 1 . . ---
**Author:** ![DeaconBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DeaconBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeaconBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/26 "2003-10-13T13:26:16Z")
“Who am I?? I’m 24601!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/27 "2003-10-13T13:30:28Z")
Corner of 63rd and Cottage Grove. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/28 "2003-10-13T13:42:33Z")
Linky-poo - please… ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/29 "2003-10-13T14:23:03Z")
1. It’s a magic number. ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/30 "2003-10-13T14:35:29Z")
42 ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/31 "2003-10-13T15:07:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Latch \* > \*\*42 \*\* [2[sup]260199[/sup]](http://home.earthlink.net/~mrob/pub/math/numbers-10.html#l_p1_80588_4) ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/32 "2003-10-13T16:51:02Z")
…and I am Hal…Dai–s--y,—Da—i---s–y, D------s---- ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/33 "2003-10-13T17:43:48Z")
Could I get some Love Potion #9? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/34 "2003-10-13T17:47:30Z")
Ricky, don’t lose that number… ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/35 "2003-10-13T17:49:45Z")
He’s going to make you his… ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/36 "2003-10-13T18:20:22Z")
[looks inside shoe while on telephone] Size 9. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/37 "2003-10-13T18:38:00Z")
I put three on the dustbin _last week!_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/38 "2003-10-13T19:07:45Z")
In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive… ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/39 "2003-10-13T19:33:26Z")
**EDDY!** You stole my answer! 8 6 7 5 3 0 9 Jenny? Jenny? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/40 "2003-10-13T19:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*5!!! > > \*\* Three sir [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116.md?page=3)