# Welcome to our newest member, Joe troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/41 "2003-10-13T19:58:32Z")
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**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/42 "2003-10-13T20:06:59Z")
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**Author:** ![buzzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@buzzie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buzzie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/43 "2003-10-13T20:26:58Z")
Wll you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m 64? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/44 "2003-10-13T20:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe… ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/45 "2003-10-13T20:54:06Z")
Beechwood 4 5 7 8 9 Erg! Dating myself again. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/46 "2003-10-13T21:37:06Z")
Two hearts in 3/4 time ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/47 "2003-10-13T22:03:30Z")
100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer . . . ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/48 "2003-10-13T22:07:21Z")
\ 10… rootbeer… floats!!! \ proceeds to fall down stairs ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/49 "2003-10-13T22:19:33Z")
one little two little three little indians no lip from the PCp please ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/50 "2003-10-13T22:22:37Z")
867-530 nyeeye-N! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/51 "2003-10-13T22:56:51Z")
Six of one, half a dozen of the other ---
**Author:** ![Brad\_Pittiful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Brad\_Pittiful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Pittiful)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/52 "2003-10-13T23:07:34Z")
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and - Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten? Nigel Tufnel: Exactly. Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder? Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? Marty DiBergi: I don’t know. Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven. Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder. Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? Nigel Tufnel: [Pause] These go to eleven. ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/53 "2003-10-13T23:29:10Z")
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Hee. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/54 "2003-10-13T23:48:16Z")
And now let’s thrill to the rousing conclusion of the 1812 Overture! ::cannons:: :🎆: ---
**Author:** ![ChocolateJesus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@ChocolateJesus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChocolateJesus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/55 "2003-10-14T00:45:08Z")
[prince]2,000 zero zero, party over. Oops outta time! Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999![/prince] CJ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/56 "2003-10-14T00:51:40Z")
Revolution 909, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/57 "2003-10-14T01:20:35Z")
[Voices chant behind a 7’ high brick wall] 14! 14! 14! 14! [Curious, a passing man pops his head over the wall and gets beaned on the head by a rock] 15! 15! 15! 15! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/58 "2003-10-14T02:28:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gaudere \* > \*\*Joe was a reg created by me to test out some stuff. In retrospect I should have chosen a name that wouldn’t make all the mods try to ban me. 😃 I’ll go ban myself now. \*\* And he would have gotten away with it, too, if not for that meddling Andy! (Wow. My very firstest ever countdown, and it was an admin! What are the chances?) (And what is a reg?) Oh, and in keeping with the spirit of things: It’s so very lonely, you’re a thousand light years from home … ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/59 "2003-10-14T02:31:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by av8rmike \* > \*\*[2[sup]260199[/sup]](http://home.earthlink.net/~mrob/pub/math/numbers-10.html#l_p1_80588_4) \*\* The Straight Dope strikes again! [sub]Top of the page[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/60 "2003-10-14T02:33:31Z")
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