# Welcome to our newest member, Joe troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/61 "2003-10-14T03:46:29Z")
…and a partridge in a pear tree. ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/62 "2003-10-14T03:49:43Z")
9 0 1 2 5 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/63 "2003-10-14T03:50:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*It’s so very lonely, you’re a thousand light years from home … \*\* If you know that song, you just went up 1000 points in my book! ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/64 "2003-10-14T04:20:11Z")
8, 98.6, It’s good to have you back again… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/65 "2003-10-14T04:26:19Z")
Keith? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/66 "2003-10-14T04:38:05Z")
Eight people are cast into the Pit. Seven of them are innocent schlubs. One is evil incarnate. It’s up to the Teeming Millions to determine…Who is “Joe Troll?” Coming this November to Fox. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/67 "2003-10-14T04:44:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > \*\*If you know that song, you just went up 1000 points in my book! \*\* What song? (rimshot) (But seriously, I’ve got it on a vinyl LP, with the magic-vision artwork.) One ring to rule them all and in darkness bind them. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/68 "2003-10-14T04:50:10Z")
So it’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/69 "2003-10-14T05:27:38Z")
They are 1 person They are too alone They are 3 together They are four-r-r each other ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/70 "2003-10-14T05:30:39Z")
4 and Twenty years ago, I came into this life… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/71 "2003-10-14T05:44:47Z")
Into the valley of death rode the 600 Of course, no one bothered to ask the horses what they thought of this. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/72 "2003-10-14T06:52:37Z")
Six is havin’ problems, adjustin’ to his clone status… [sub]Have to put him on the shelf.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/73 "2003-10-14T07:10:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Into the valley of death rode the 600 > > Of course, no one bothered to ask the horses what they thought of this. \*\* “Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit!” Battlefield Detectives had an awesome show on the Charge of the Light Brigade, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/74 "2003-10-14T07:23:21Z")
ONE THOUSAND. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/75 "2003-10-14T12:02:36Z")
1600,Pennsylvania Avenue 10 Downing Street 1 The Mall ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/76 "2003-10-14T12:48:23Z")
668 Neighbor of the Beast ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/77 "2003-10-14T13:00:30Z")
76 trombones led the big parade With a hundred and ten cornets close behind ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/78 "2003-10-14T13:14:58Z")
one two three four can I have a little more? five six seven eight nine tennnnnnnnn I love you. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/79 "2003-10-14T13:22:43Z")
The seven deadly sins – which one do _you_ like best? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/80 "2003-10-14T13:37:22Z")
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