# Welcome to our newest member, Joe troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/81 "2003-10-14T13:53:49Z")
Now if a 6… turned out to be 9. I don’t mind. I don’t mind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/82 "2003-10-14T17:16:08Z")
Sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall, Sixty-five bottles of beer . . . ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/83 "2003-10-14T17:42:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*ONE THOUSAND. > > 😃 \*\* What an excellent use of a thousandth post! I don’t even know what mine was. And of these three-score years and ten … ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/84 "2003-10-14T19:05:38Z")
You load 16 tons, what do you get? ---
**Author:** ![Brilharma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Brilharma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brilharma)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/85 "2003-10-15T02:30:13Z")
Two is a perfect number, But one… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/86 "2003-10-15T02:44:38Z")
One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/87 "2003-10-15T02:59:09Z")
23 Skidoo! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/88 "2003-10-15T03:40:45Z")
A four-in-hand; a coach and six. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/89 "2003-10-15T03:47:25Z")
Highway 61 Revisited From 4 Until Late (Robert Johnson) In The Year 2525 25 Miles From Home Rocket 88 Add 3 inches to your penis! (Sorry, e-mail interruption…) From Memphis to Norfolk is a 36 hour drive. (more Robert Johnson… same song) She’s real fine [sup]my 409[/sup] my 4-speed, dual-quad, positraction 409 I’m just trying to get a message to you oo oo [sup]one hour… one hour[/sup] One more hour and my life will be through oo oo[sup]one hour… one hour[/sup] One, two, three o’clock, four o’clock rock five, six, seven o’clock, eight o’clock rock nine, ten eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock rock we’re gonna rock around the clock tonight I’m 18, and I don’t know what I want $64,000 Question 1984 …that’s enough for now. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/90 "2003-10-15T03:54:44Z")
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, … ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/91 "2003-10-15T04:33:32Z")
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do. Two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one. ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/92 "2003-10-15T05:07:52Z")
She just looked out the window, and said “16 Parkside Lane”. [sub]which, btw is NOT a SF address, so don’t go looking; however, “2400 Fulton Street” is real[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/93 "2003-10-15T05:48:24Z")
I was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus, rollin’ down Highway 41. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/94 "2003-10-15T06:10:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The\_Stranger \* > \*\*1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, … \*\* Hee hee! I used to be able to do a Polyphase Sort/Merge with a perfect Fibonacchi Distribution. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/95 "2003-10-15T06:35:37Z")
ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! (What? Really? Well, all right) I mean, ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!! Aaahh ahh ahhh!! ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/96 "2003-10-15T06:59:49Z")
Fifty bottles of beer on the wall, Fifty bottles of beer . . . . ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/97 "2003-10-15T11:20:24Z")
My baby says she’s trav’ling on the One after Nine-O-Nine. I said move over honey I’m traveling on that line. I said move over once, move over twice, Come on baby don’t be cold as ice. I said I’m trav’ling on the One after Nine-O-Nine. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/98 "2003-10-15T16:43:13Z")
She was a four fifty-five rocket, the kind the PO-lice drive But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number 9 ---
**Author:** ![furlibusea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@furlibusea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furlibusea)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/99 "2003-10-15T17:00:58Z")
in the year 2525 if man is still alive… ---
**Author:** ![furlibusea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@furlibusea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furlibusea)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/100 "2003-10-15T17:02:10Z")
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