# Welcome to our newest member, Joe troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116 "2003-10-13T04:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/101 "2003-10-15T17:03:45Z")
Forty-five bottles of beer on the wall, Forty-five bottles of beer . . . . ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/102 "2003-10-15T17:14:10Z")
_ahem_ 42 _bows_ ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/103 "2003-10-15T18:42:27Z")
Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I’m 64? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/104 "2003-10-15T18:51:42Z")
HAL 9000: I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/105 "2003-10-15T21:52:00Z")
Until the 12th of Never, and that’s a long, long time. A dime a dozen He can turn on a dime and give you 5 cents change. I’ll put my 2 cents in. It takes two to tango. ---
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/106 "2003-10-15T23:23:16Z")
When I was 17, it was a very good year… We got a thousand points of light for the homeless man… Get your kicks on Route 66! ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/107 "2003-10-15T23:36:07Z")
Thirty-eight bottles of beer on the wall, Thirty-eight bottles of beer . . . . ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/108 "2003-10-16T00:18:39Z")
Bottom of the 9th, two outs, nobody on, 3-2 count, down by 1 run. ---
**Author:** ![AK-Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@AK-Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK-Dave)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/109 "2003-10-16T01:27:21Z")
1. My rifle serial number for my M-16A2 service rifle. From 1991. For some reason, that is what always pops into my head whenever people start talking about numbers. I forgot it once. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/110 "2003-10-16T01:40:43Z")
Someone get Kallessa away from the beer… she’ll be to drunk to make brownies! You lot forgot the Ten Commandments… thats me always third man out… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/111 "2003-10-16T02:24:47Z")
21 Gun Salute for the late Joe troll ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/112 "2003-10-16T03:08:53Z")
Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky . . . ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116/113 "2003-10-16T04:55:19Z")
99 Red Balloons go by… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-joe-troll/207116.md?page=5)