# Welcome to our newest member The\_Grapist. Sha Right! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240 "2004-10-14T18:59:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/21 "2004-10-14T20:36:34Z")
Banned already? How unraisinable. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/22 "2004-10-14T20:38:54Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > What I don’t get is that this person apparently subscribed. Post count and Location are both listed, and last I checked, that only happens when you pay. So this person paid $15 to make a single one-line post that they knew they weren’t allowed to make. THE GRAPIST JUST WANTS TO LOVE!!! (This post has been hackneyed by the hackneyist.) ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/23 "2004-10-14T20:42:00Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > What I don’t get is that this person apparently subscribed. Post count and Location are both listed, and last I checked, that only happens when you pay. So this person paid $15 to make a single one-line post that they knew they weren’t allowed to make. When someone is banned the posts and location show whether they paid or not. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/24 "2004-10-14T20:42:18Z")
What a maroon. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/25 "2004-10-14T20:44:36Z")
Now to bet on how long it takes to shut this thread down. I’ll wager 17 minutes from this post. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/26 "2004-10-14T20:49:05Z")
But that’s average for a thread started by me. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/27 "2004-10-14T20:53:17Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > When someone is banned the posts and location show whether they paid or not. That’s just plum stupid. I mean, things like that just pique my iris. I can’t just lilac and take this anymore. I can’t even imagenta who came up with that policy. We’re jsut stuck in a cycle of lavender, rinse, repeat. What the fuchsia is wrong with you purple? It makes me want to mauve to another board entirely. Even with the burgundy numbers of new members, we end up pruning people like **The\_Grapist**. All the friendship and amethyst we once had is gone. (I’ll go shoot myself in penance now.) ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/28 "2004-10-14T20:58:06Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > That’s just plum stupid. I mean, things like that just pique my iris. I can’t just lilac and take this anymore. I can’t even imagenta who came up with that policy. We’re jsut stuck in a cycle of lavender, rinse, repeat. What the fuchsia is wrong with you purple? It makes me want to mauve to another board entirely. Even with the burgundy numbers of new members, we end up pruning people like **The\_Grapist**. All the friendship and amethyst we once had is gone. What a post! I don’t know whether to shake my head in admiration or put you on my ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/29 "2004-10-14T21:04:30Z")
My liver has been graped by the grapist. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/30 "2004-10-14T21:07:03Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > My liver has been graped by the grapist. I think I’m going to puce. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/31 "2004-10-14T21:09:19Z")
I buy the bottles and indigo. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/32 "2004-10-14T21:11:35Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I buy the bottles and indigo. You sound pretty lupine. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/33 "2004-10-14T21:13:20Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > What a maroon. J . ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/34 "2004-10-14T21:16:11Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > J > . Raisinson Fuschio? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/35 "2004-10-14T21:19:40Z")
Well 17 minutes has come and gone. I’ll change my bet to “by tomorrow”. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/36 "2004-10-14T21:22:01Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Raisinson Fuschio? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/37 "2004-10-14T21:48:53Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Raisinson Fuschio? OK, I’ve decided now. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/38 "2004-10-14T21:51:34Z")
No fair! The mods should have at least bent over to tie their shoes for a little while so we could get a good betting pool going. Now we’re reduced to corny puns. 😕 \<— the only Grape smiley ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/39 "2004-10-14T21:51:36Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > OK, I’ve decided now. Like Senator Kerry, you seem to flip-phlox on issues such as these. Don’t be a pansy. (OK, I’ve run out of purple synonyms. That’s enough.) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/40 "2004-10-14T22:02:49Z")
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