# Welcome to our newest member The\_Grapist. Sha Right! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 14, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240 "2004-10-14T18:59:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/61 "2004-10-15T15:54:43Z")
Whoever this latest incarnation of the Grapist was, I would like to complain. Why, oh why, couldn’t they mix it up a bit? Say, sign up as “The Limest” with “This post has been limed by the Limest”. Then we could have avoided this whole re-hash of the purple puns that we did before and instead venture into new territory … green puns! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/62 "2004-10-15T16:24:00Z")
> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#): > > I’ll take the G rapist for $400, Trebek. [fallon as hilary swank] ummm… what is… light urple? [/fallon as hilary swank] ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/63 "2004-10-15T16:28:02Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > This post has been laughed at by the Laughster! > > (Yeah, I’m bad at this stuff, so sue me. :p) I feel picked on! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/64 "2004-10-15T16:31:17Z")
I’m feeling blue for the lack of another hue ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/65 "2004-10-15T16:35:24Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Whoever this latest incarnation of the Grapist was, I would like to complain. Why, oh why, couldn’t they mix it up a bit? Say, sign up as “The Limest” with “This post has been limed by the Limest”. Then we could have avoided this whole re-hash of the purple puns that we did before and instead venture into new territory … green puns! This posted has been whited by the white-outer! ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/66 "2004-10-15T16:52:35Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > I think it’s time we admitted that there was a certain kind of genius in the Grapist’s graping. I mean, he’s become a _legend_. I’m not sure why, but there was something oddly compelling and amusing about his acts of random graping. It is impossible to explain. Such is the way of the true genius. A measure of his/her genius is the level of response it generates. His/her latest incarnation was only around for 1 post, 8 words and 21 nail-biting minutes (stupid, cheating, pesky sweepstake game). Few, if any of us, could grape with such effect. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/67 "2004-10-15T17:34:32Z")
\ Looks like I figured wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/68 "2004-10-15T18:32:25Z")
This poster has been banned by the bannister. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/69 "2004-10-15T18:34:57Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > This poster has been banned by the bannister. Don’t you mean it’s been barred by the barrister? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/70 "2004-10-15T23:29:35Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > I (sorry) feel (so sorry) picked (really very sorry indeed) on! (sorry) > > 😃 This post has been apologized for by the Apologizer. (Didn’t mean to pick on you, **kiwi** ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/71 "2004-10-16T00:23:42Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Whoever this latest incarnation of the Grapist was, I would like to complain. Why, oh why, couldn’t they mix it up a bit? Say, sign up as “The Limest” with “This post has been limed by the Limest”. Then we could have avoided this whole re-hash of the purple puns that we did before and instead venture into new territory … green puns! The Grapist was only the most popular of his/her names, probably because of the horrible pun used in thier bannination. Don’t you remember Mayor McCheese running around handing out keys to Mcdonald’s town or the Hamburgler stealing random letters? If only all trolls were so entertaining! (no, I was nothing more than a very amused bystander, I have no connection to whoever was doing that whatsoever) ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/72 "2004-10-16T00:36:08Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > This posted has been whited by the white-outer! BRAND NAME! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/73 "2004-10-16T18:13:31Z")
This thread had been read by ::cue dramatic music :: _The reader_ ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/74 "2004-10-17T17:51:39Z")
thread minimalised mnmst ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/75 "2004-10-17T17:59:26Z")
> [@Silentgoldfish](#): > > The Grapist was only the most popular of his/her names, probably because of the horrible pun used in thier bannination. I don’t think so. > [@](#): > > Don’t you remember Mayor McCheese running around handing out keys to Mcdonald’s town or the Hamburgler stealing random letters? I really can’t recall that. [quoteIf only all trolls were so entertaining! (no, I was nothing more than a very amused bystander, I have no connection to whoever was doing that whatsoever) [/QUOTE] I’m not sure about that. This post has been denied by the Denier. Robin ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240/76 "2004-10-17T18:08:30Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > \*\*The Grapist \*\* is and always has been my hero/ine. > > But I do suggest that, in the interest of convenience, our friendly neighborhood mods perhaps preclude anyone from registering as, say: > > \*\*Tha Grapist \*\* (all y’all gangstas be warned) > > **Le Grapiste** (for condemning American foreign policy) > > **El Grapisto** (for fratboys) > > **The Gr@pist** (for 133t-freaks) > > **Grapist, The** (for the Library of Congress set) > > **The Grappist** (for Sicilians, or hip-hop aficionados, or strictly-observant monks) > I mean, I can see it happening. Add to that [**Alexander the Grape**](http://www.bewarethecheese.com/Alex.htm) (covers both fake historians and Candyland level gamers) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/welcome-to-our-newest-member-the_grapist-sha-right/269240.md?page=3)